You certainly give out the nicest welcoming packages, don’t you V.V. ?
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Du hast dich bestimmt schon mal gefragt, warum der Bäcker an der Ecke, der Barista…
You certainly give out the nicest welcoming packages, don’t you V.V. ?
😈
Bitter, dark, vengeful, and triumphant……………..
I like it.
I’d certainly hate to be the one that inspired it, to be sure.
Remind me to never get on your bad side.
😉
A fan of Big O, I see. No need to worry about any criticism of your spelling from me. I find it to be in bad taste, if it’s been done four times over by the time I’ve come around to it.
In any case, welcome to the site.
:vamp:
I too am wondering what the good Lady has been up to, as of late.
Her presence has certainly been sorely missed…..
Are you perchance the one she has been mentoring?
*throws his welcoming package at him*
This contains :
One scratched Wumpscut Album ( Evoke )
One busted blow-up doll of M.B
A vial of fresh blood
And a little dolly that screams “Oh God…. Stop The Pain..!! Please let me go” Whenever you hug her.
Hey, I never got a welcoming package.
If you manage to send me one Maestro, could I get a liter or two of blood, instead of just a vial? My room needs redecorating.
😀
Very good, Navre. Ever consider writing a screenplay? I could seriously see you doing an independent film.
At least I’m not charging, right?
:vamp:
My, I certainly havent checked my old posts in some time….
I didn’t realize anyone had responded to that comment of mine.
Then again, I really shouldn’t have even looked at this post again. I haven’t fed in so long, I’m feeling quite….anxious at the moment.
Not to make this post seem like a personal advertisement or anything, but I do happen to be looking for a hunting partner (hell, a partner period would be nice) at the moment. Someone who happens to be in my area, preferrably female, is over the drinking age, and has a car.
Ugh….. Now I feel like a whore….
Well, if someone else happens to drudge up this thread again, sees this post of mine, meets the requirements, by all means, PM me. I’m always looking for company.
😈
Imagine bringing THAT up, the next time he’s applying for a job.
Heh…….
Just one more step towards Maestro’s eventual world domination……
Cheers.
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Genius………Pure genius……..
Hmm……….
How about “Hesitation”?
Oh look, Necro found the microwave.
:mircowave:
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I must say….
I’ve never seen nipples shaped that way before.
I happen to be an only child, thank you very much.
:0wned2:
Oh, crap. I tripped and accidentally impaled Necro…….
Oh, well.
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He kept saying “Fuck me” at the end……..
I really don’t want to.
I must ask, Necro. Whose delicious curvature is that?
A range of emotions is coursing through me so hard and fast, they are incapable of holding any proper description….. You amaze me beyond any words I would be capable of fully expressing, even as I curse being the empath that I am; feeling the emotions of others, as my own along with my very soul, slip into the void………
Bravo
It’s banana-zilla!! Freakin’ awesome……… 😈
What was that about the arcade high score leader, Necro? 😈
I nominate Maestro, just for the Hell of it. It is his site after all, and he’ll probably want to be included. 😀
It’s not as if i want to sound like an idiot or anything but,
what exactly is a scirocco?
Guardians of the Midnight Sun
Oh, don’t stop……
I’m enjoying this quite a bit…….
Very good job.
If your intention was to arouse me, then you have succeeded.
Bravo.
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Greetings, and welcome to the site. I hope you manage to enjoy yourself, and find plenty of friends.
I don’t currently know of any Aussies on the site, but there just might be one or two hiding in the shadows. :vamp:
I’ve been listening to the Tristania album, World of Glass for the past month, and I can’t
get them out of my head.
It seems to be becoming my life’s soundtrack.
I’m not quite sure if I should be worried, or not………
Hey, I happen to love pussies, thank you very much.
(take that however you wish)
😈
There is one other job that women always get payed more than men at.
Porn.
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So many in fact, I might just have to move up to Seattle just for the company.
I’d definitely be willing to eat human flesh to survive. Besides, I’ll try anything once. 😈
As far as the Ancient Cultures comment goes, before they even cooked the person, they let them rot for a few days. Then after the assorted chopped up body parts are given to eat, the people eating it wouldn’t enjoy the meat, so they could be humble and honor the loss of said person-food.
Also on this matter, a company has developed a form of tofu that has been processed and flavored to come as close a humanly possible (pun intended) to feel and taste like human flesh. It’s been named “Hu-fu”. If you look for it, I’m sure it’s available for purchase over the internet.
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