outstanding 😆
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outstanding 😆
lmao. Thanks for that IO, you’ve just made my day.
If only this were true :terminator: Spreading the misery has never been so litiral.
lmao: Thats so funny i think i may have soiled myself…but just a little.
Batman and growling metal, like choclate sauce and naked women, the perfect combination.
LOL, i’ve not seen either of them but thought they were funny as fuck 😆
If i even tried it she’d break my arm. She’s very hypycritical like that. Still, i’ve got a birthday coming up so who knows, she might treat me.
Depeche Mode and some Tears for Fears
Thanks for the sugestion. One or two fingers may have been okay, so i’ll mention that to her next time she tries to sneakily fist fuck me.
It was strange, not too bad but not too pleasing either. Maybe i was a little too freaked out to really emjoy it.
People should refrain from cybersex full stop . There’s just too much that can go wrong.
If you’re that horny save up and get yourself a hooker. That what i do. Hang on, did i just say that out loud?
My god, the horror, the horror!!!
Thanks. I prefer putting things in the microwave
It’d be bad, true, but being stuck for all eternity with Marty McFly would be even worse. Imagine it. having to listen to cheesy 80’s rock and having skateboarding up and down your arse for all eternity? Horrible.
It does indeed. I think i’ll buy his tash ‘cos it looked like a giant leech.
I can’t even begin to imagine how irratining it would hearing that every morning. I think i’d top myself after the first three days.
I agree, clows are evil, and Ronald is the worst of all of them. It’s the way he looks at all those kids, like a fat guy gazing at a Big Mac. Gives me the creeps.
Some people just have disobay writen orders, it’s the very nature of the universe.
If there’s a button in some cave somewhere that had a sign saying danger, end of the world button, do no press, the paint wouldnt even have time to dry.
Slim Shady meets Ronald McDonald. Now if we could just kill both of them the world would be a much better place 😈
Outstanding! 😆
his new butt plug is chaffing
He’s just bought himself a new butt plug. Seriously. i’ve seen the episode with my own eyes.
I tried the second one the other day. I was lead to the security office and they phoned the local nut-house asking if i’d escaped. 😆
I think it’s been taken off, what was it?
*takes a bow* i thank you.
well they sure as shit didnt find any weapons of mass destruction, maybe Sadam swallowed them when the Americans invaded. Has anyone done an autopsy?
Transexual, or shemale if you like, or maybe even chick with dick!
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