Wollt ihr Skynet?! 6 Terminator-Technologien, die heute schon Realität sind Blitzkrieg – der 2. Weltkrieg in fassungsloser Kürze This is a test of the emergency broadcast system Epische Enten-Odyssee: wie 30.000 Quietscheentchen die Meeresforschung revolutionierten SUPERBOWL FLYOVER – AMERIKAS GRÖßTE ERRUNGENSCHAFT

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maestro on 30 November, 2006 um 1538 Uhr · in reply to: SAW 3….go see…. #6926

The Hoff is actually in no way of german descent – and contrary to public belief he had nothing to do with the opening of the wall and didn’t win single-handedly over communism either

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maestro on 29 November, 2006 um 2032 Uhr · in reply to: SAW 3….go see…. #6924

The Hoff? 😯

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maestro on 26 November, 2006 um 1750 Uhr · in reply to: SAW 3….go see…. #6919

Hostel was pretty nice, i personnaly liked it more because of Mr. Tarantino and his way of telling things

By the way, is it really worth to sound like a mexican just for saving one frigging letter a word?

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maestro on 26 November, 2006 um 1019 Uhr · in reply to: HAPPY TURKEY DAY….. #6958

Happy X everyone 😉

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maestro on 26 November, 2006 um 1016 Uhr · in reply to: Ready and Willing …. #6963

Hallo there!
Welcome to VTK, nice to have you here

We indeed have a lot of cheesecakey poetry in the art section, you need to bring your own victorian lasses though. Just dont let them run wild, they clutter up the scenery and get run over by passing tanks.

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maestro on 26 November, 2006 um 1003 Uhr · in reply to: The End of the World …of warcraft [updated] #6952

dork 🙄

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maestro on 26 November, 2006 um 1001 Uhr · in reply to: welcome to my small world #6401

If it only serves to depict what a douche the writer is, yes

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maestro on 23 November, 2006 um 1434 Uhr · in reply to: Hello I’m new – invitation #6943

“I AM socialising r-tard, im logged on to an mmorpg with players from all over the world and getting xp with my party using teamspeak”

Hey there, welcome to VTK 😀

If we can help you out with anything give us a shout, everything in the “VTK-” galleries is our own copyrighted material, so that is basically the stuff we could lend to you if you want some of it.

Aside of that have a lot of fun on VTK 😉

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maestro on 23 November, 2006 um 0528 Uhr · in reply to: what are you currently listening to? #4591

@necromancerza wrote:

Qntal – ad mortem festinamus
WTF? I`m not even a EBMer 😯

WTF? Qntal isn’t even music 😉

Nitzer Ebb – Closer

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maestro on 23 November, 2006 um 0523 Uhr · in reply to: The Ultimate Funny Picture Thread #5978

Make a ytmnd ? 🙄

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maestro on 22 November, 2006 um 0542 Uhr · in reply to: My introduction! #6901

After i did all the proper quality certifications..

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maestro on 20 November, 2006 um 1725 Uhr · in reply to: My introduction! #6899

but the day it’s possible we will 😉

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maestro on 20 November, 2006 um 1722 Uhr · in reply to: Poetry ” Alone” #6909

Awesome dude

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maestro on 20 November, 2006 um 1718 Uhr · in reply to: What’s up with the website outages? #6907

hahaha! how cool is that 😀

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maestro on 19 November, 2006 um 0234 Uhr · in reply to: male pill #6856

@InsidedistuO wrote:

talk to me when your prego…

Since the world knows that i’m male this was a pretty wise remark

Now don’t switch to the old “but you’ll be paying for it” routine, cause noone dumb enough to consider running around with a fucking kid just to get my money will be bright enough to pull of whatever cunning stunt they imagined in their deranged gonzo fantasy to aquire the the holy grail of womankind: my fuck clearance

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maestro on 18 November, 2006 um 1549 Uhr · in reply to: What’s up with the website outages? #6905

We fought sql and we won 😈

Anyway, sorry for the inconvenience, if there are more error messages drop me a line

note: not the one two seconds ago, that was me checking if the link to check your email works in the new error page 😉

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maestro on 18 November, 2006 um 1018 Uhr · in reply to: what are you currently listening to? #4588

Fine Young Cannibals – She Drives Me Crazy

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maestro on 17 November, 2006 um 1111 Uhr · in reply to: My introduction! #6896

@necromancerza wrote:

We have a read thru our scum section to see if you will fit in. Hope you do 🙂

Now what kind of greeting is this? 🙄

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maestro on 13 November, 2006 um 0614 Uhr · in reply to: My introduction! #6890

@DarkDisciple wrote:

where the moderators and administrators treat you like crap and don’t care who they hurt

Which is just saying ours don’t do their job 8)

Welcome to VTK DD, hope you’ll have a lot of fun here

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maestro on 12 November, 2006 um 1136 Uhr · in reply to: ah leet #6886

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maestro on 12 November, 2006 um 1125 Uhr · in reply to: Recently Purchased #6817

@thesunsetter wrote:

alot more gothic rock than anything just now

The Cure is where the money is.
Aside of that, i really wonder how many 15 year old first-minute die hard fans Smith could accumulate in his bedroom and/or the greasy spot behind the stage in the last 30 years of The Cure reunions.

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maestro on 9 November, 2006 um 2241 Uhr · in reply to: ah leet #6881

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maestro on 9 November, 2006 um 1424 Uhr · in reply to: Yuri’s Introduction #6876

well, the remake is pretty awesome, too 🙂

now get the ink needles 8)

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maestro on 8 November, 2006 um 1630 Uhr · in reply to: Yuri’s Introduction #6873

@Yurikai wrote:

land of confusion

AWESOME! Finally someone who can appreciate the fact that Genesis are the true masters of the universe. Welcome to VTK :D!

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maestro on 4 November, 2006 um 0818 Uhr · in reply to: most stupid goth gimmick of the week #6844

@InsidedistuO wrote:

I think this goes to show just because something is black people equate it to goth….
too funy… 😛

Oh please..

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maestro on 4 November, 2006 um 0754 Uhr · in reply to: male pill #6854

There is no way you women will ever get out paying with those too short nine months of pain for beeing a pain in the arse to men all the rest of your life

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maestro on 4 November, 2006 um 0750 Uhr · in reply to: Gallery new look….. #6861

It took you two months to notice the new design? 🙄

The pics rock, so i figured they need coverage 😉

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maestro on 1 November, 2006 um 1928 Uhr · in reply to: Small Observation #6172

Besides, we won’t give out all the elite tricks to everyone.
Spoils the uniqueness.

No idea why the sex forum is more silent than the rest, or if it is at all, compared to the bdsm forum it’s a well of liveliness.

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maestro on 1 November, 2006 um 0001 Uhr · in reply to: Small Observation #6171

Talking about sex is so less desirable than having it.

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maestro on 31 Oktober, 2006 um 1509 Uhr · in reply to: How to Make A Weapon of Mass [Hamster] Destruction #6663

black toilet paper