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maestro on 20230718 um 2224 Uhr · in reply to: Privat: Why have 80% today if you can have 100% in 100 years? #18147

Test comment

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maestro on 20180319 um 0216 Uhr · in reply to: VTK WANTS YOU! #17039

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maestro on 20140601 um 1457 Uhr · in reply to: Return of the Fox #15483

viscious-vixen wrote:

Testing to see if this is doing what it’s told to do.

Quotes, too

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maestro on 20140601 um 1457 Uhr · in reply to: Return of the Fox #15482

If you can read this, replies work

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maestro on 20100511 um 1415 Uhr · in reply to: VTK WANTS YOU! #8320

The drunken pics are the one’s i’m personally interested in, send those by email

If you know you want to go to a scene-related concert (not your mom on bagpipes), say, like a month before and have a good camera handy, email me.

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maestro on 20100422 um 0438 Uhr · in reply to: VTK WANTS YOU! #8318

@InsidedistuO wrote:

SAdly. I don’t feel qualified for these positions…. but I am working on it.
Does Manson shots count??

Wrong.
You have a basic memory of what happened at the concerts you went to, don’t you? And i know you can write straight sentences, even with a lot of extra punctuation 😉

Shots: As long as you don’t take them with a cellphone or another extra crappy device that has a goddamn shutter delay and makes them all blurry and shit, it should be ok (Pro Tip:There are a million examples of what’s needed in the galleries). Everything bridge-camera upwards should be fine. (If you have one, of course) Those have manual controls for important stuff – full auto mode sucks, i can show you how to set them up for concerts

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maestro on 20100422 um 0427 Uhr · in reply to: Hello everyone #8327

@Navre wrote:

someone use the chat room… snicker.. you what we need is another orginized chat party… hey what do you know I can prolly make this one lol

Then let’s do it.

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maestro on 20100413 um 1326 Uhr · in reply to: What is happening in South Africa #8331

Way to deal with the international press. At least he got a kick in the nuts for it.

Problem with those hotshot youth leaders is the same everywhere. They’re 30+ and act all unreasonable to get their names into the newspapers while the “established” politicians are way too old to be connected to the people. Wonder how they governed empires at that age back then.

If the group they belong to carries – for some reason – the everlasting “good-guys” membership card like the ANC (or the Central Council of Jews in Germany) they can do what they want without anyone shutting their mouth due to their inherent one-sided political correctness. Because at some point in the past some of them were treated bad, they’re now free to spew whatever shit they want to

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maestro on 20100408 um 0546 Uhr · in reply to: Hello everyone #8323

Hey there and welcome!

Last time i checked we had a chatroom, maybe someone will finally use it 😉

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maestro on 20100324 um 0607 Uhr · in reply to: jesus -M #8321

Your efforts in starting a flamewar will not be successfull, you flying fucktard,
Here, take these 50 Hitlers!

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maestro on 20100315 um 1540 Uhr · in reply to: Scientists Plotting Our Zombie Demise! #8311

@necromancerza wrote:

And Tx -M .. I clicked on the blueblood link with the fullest intention of reading the article .. then the girls appeared under my mouse cursor … 😉

Deceptive sources are a pillar of quality journalism

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maestro on 20100315 um 1536 Uhr · in reply to: Return of the Kitty #8228

@Viscious-Vixen wrote:

Maestro, our God, makes sure of that.

I’m flattered, but a large part of that honour goes to the explosives around your necks 😉

That ninja thing is cool, unfortunately it also affects new members, who sneak out as stealthily as you guys enter. Which is why i’ll mine the new VTK.

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maestro on 20091014 um 2059 Uhr · in reply to: Christmas Ball, December 25th @ Alter Wartesaal Cologne(.DE) #8314

THE CHRISTMAS BALL FESTIVALS 2009 – KÖLN – WÃœRZBURG – HANNOVER

2007 startete mit dem Christmas Ball Festival im Hannoveraner Capitol ein Weihnachtsevent der Extraklasse. 4 Bands der schwarzen Szene begeisterten vor nahezu ausverkauftem Haus ihr Publikum und boten damit eine reizvolle Alternative zum alljährlichen „O Tannenbaum“.
Nach zwei sehr erfolgreichen Jahren im Capitol, ist es für den Christmas Ball nun 2009 an der Zeit den Anker zu lichten und neue Horizonte zu erschließen! Getreu dem Motto aller guten Dinge sind Drei, gastieren die Christmas Ball Festivals 2009 neben Würzburg (26.12.) und Hannover (27.12.) auch in NRW!

Am 25.12.2009 (erster Weihnachtstag) liegt beim Christmas Ball im Alten Kölner Wartesaal ein Live-Programm unter den Tannenbaum, dass sich gewaschen hat:

Den Anfang bestreiten in diesem Jahr DESTROID. Zwischen modernem Futurepop, E-Balladen und Sounds der alten Schule lassen sich die Leipziger Multielektroniker nicht so leicht in Schubladen stecken. Angeführt von Frontmann Daniel Myer (Haujobb / Covenant) gehören DESTROID derzeit zu den wandlungsfähigsten Electro-Acts und werden den Christmas Ball 2009 als „bunter Teller“ dynamisch eröffnen!

Ebenfalls auf dynamische Auftritte spezialisiert, bittet anschließend das Radio Powerplay der Szene zum ganz und gar unweihnachtlichen Tanz ums Nadelholz. Verehrte Damen und Herren, wir präsentieren die kultigste Versuchung seit es 80er Jahre gibt: WELLE:ERDBALL! Nach dem Motto: „Kleiner Computer große Wirkung“, demonstrieren Ihnen HONEY und A.L.F. in Moderation und Regie, wie viele Geräusche in einen Brotkasten passen, bevor sie als Musik wieder heraus kommen. Lauschen Sie und staunen Sie! Doch vor allem tanzen Sie sich Ihre verdammten Ärsche ab mit WELLE:ERDBALL beim Christmas Ball 2009.

Auch bei SUICIDE COMMANDO hat „Oh du fröhliche“ nichts im Repertoire verloren! Stattdessen zieren deftige Elektro-Shocker wie „Hellraiser“, „Massaker“ oder „Bind, Torture, Kill“ das Kerbholz von Mastermind Johan van Roy. Adrenalin bis in die Haarspitzen und kompromisslose Härte sind garantiert, wenn Suicide Commando das volle Brett auffahren und der Strudel unweigerlich alles mit sich reißt.

Die schwedischen Soundtüftler COVENANT lieferten bereits beim Christmas Ball im vergangenen Jahr einen furiosen Headliner Auftirtt im Capitol Hannover hin und verwandelten dabei den Club in einen brodelnden Hexenkessel. Als S-Klasse des schwedischen Elektronikpop lassen es sich Eskil, Joakim und Daniel natürlich nicht nehmen die Christmas Ball Festivals in Köln und Würzburg als Headliner zu beschließen.

Exklusiver Headliner am 27.12. in Hannover sind dagegen die belgischen EBM-Pioniere FRONT 242. Bis heute „im Rhythmus geblieben“ zählen Front seit den 80ern zu den Vorreitern des EBM und gehören bis heute zu den erfolgreichsten Electrolegenden Europas. Und da Adel bekanntlich verpflichtet, haben sich Jean Luc de Meyer und seine Jungs einiges vorgenommen, um das Christmas Ball Festival im Capitol mit einem Feuerwerk ihrer größten Hits abzuschließen!

Im Anschluss an das Live-Programm folgt jeweils die große Aftershowparty. So erwarten Euch beispielsweise in Köln DJ Elvis (The Memphis), DJ Frank und DJ Dimi zur „Sleepwalker Night“, während in Hannover DJ Elvis und DJane Jeanny bis in die frühen Morgenstunden die Tanzfläche befeuern.

Hier noch einmal mal die Daten der Christmas Ball Festivals 2009 auf einen Blick:

25.12.2009 – The Christmas Ball 2009 – Köln, Alter Wartesaal
Programm: Covenant – Suicide Commando – Welle:Erdball – Destroid
Einlass: 17:30 Uhr, Beginn 19:00 Uhr
Tickets: 24,00 € zzgl. Vvk.-Gebühren / Abendkasse: erhöhter Preis

26.12.2009 – The Christmas Ball 2009 – Würzburg, Posthalle
Programm: Covenant – Suicide Commando – Welle:Erdball – Destroid
Einlass: 17:30 Uhr, Beginn 19:00 Uhr
Tickets: 24,00 € zzgl. Vvk.-Gebühren / Abendkasse: erhöhter Preis

27.12.2009 – The Christmas Ball 2009 – Hannover, Capitol
Programm: Front 242– Covenant – Suicide Commando – Welle:Erdball – Destroid
Einlass: 17:30 Uhr, Beginn 19:00 Uhr
Tickets: 26,00 € zzgl. Vvk.-Gebühren / Abendkasse: erhöhter Preis

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maestro on 20090926 um 1857 Uhr · in reply to: Untitled ))poetry(( Anoder pervy poem… #8307

Wow, brilliant my friend! Thank You very much! 🙂

I hope the wonders of americana won’t distract you too much from keeping those gems rolling towards your audience

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maestro on 20090922 um 1006 Uhr · in reply to: VNV Nation @ FZW Dortmund (.de) Sept 27th, Kufa Krefeld 18th #8267

September 19th, Krefeld(DE) set the stage for VNV Nation‘s “Of Faith, Power and Glory” Tour. Industrial gods VNV Nation were supported by Rotersand and Frozen Plasma

Check out our in-depth report (also in German) and the photos in the galleries:

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maestro on 20090909 um 1742 Uhr · in reply to: Build your own terror network on the cheap! #8295

Wired bought some random dude that ticket. Which begs the question “why not me?!” and “where can i follow that guy plunge headfirst into insanity?”.

I, for one, come with my own netbook. And a website that already reports a steady stream of visitors since naming a thread “How to build your own terror network on the cheap” – NSA and web-savvy (but cash-strapped) Taliban flock this site now. (See how i just doubled our hits from NSA.gov with one sentence?)

Anyway, Brendan Ross is the lucky guy who gets to visit 40 cities in 30 days:
” This crazy idea for a vacation started with a Craigslist ad he posted last month, looking for someone to spring for the ticket because he’s unemployed. […]

We took the bait, bought him a pass and told him to blog his adventure. The rules are simple: When Brendan isn’t flying, he’s in an airport. No hotels.

He’ll blog on Wired’s Autopia and has a Twitter account.

sales@vampyres.tk is taking donations that will be laid out as head-money to make that challenge a littlebit more interesting, as i really hate to have boring stuff in my newsreader.

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maestro on 20090908 um 0732 Uhr · in reply to: Crazy-ass Twilight merch #8302

You still can get The Vamp

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maestro on 20090815 um 1235 Uhr · in reply to: Member Galleries, would you miss them? #8288

Poll closed. Thank you for your lack of cooperation

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maestro on 20090809 um 2036 Uhr · in reply to: Happy Hiroshima #8293

No. Proceed with the penguins.

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maestro on 20090807 um 2202 Uhr · in reply to: Technoviking, Feindflug Edition #8289

[web]http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Technoviking[/web]
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Technoviking

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maestro on 20090721 um 1825 Uhr · in reply to: most stupid goth gimmick of the week #6849

Well, this one is actually ok.

You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Camouflage Toilet Paper imported from Germany. $5.95 a roll.

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maestro on 20090715 um 1920 Uhr · in reply to: Buy Ecto 1 on eBay #8281

Leaving aside the inevitable penetration of cosplayers, the more you think about it the more fun is to be had

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maestro on 20090711 um 1534 Uhr · in reply to: Amphi Festival 2009 – July 18-19th, Cologne, Germany #8280

Amphi Festival 2009 – The Orkus Open Air

Final information before the festival!

Dears Amphi fans,

get ready for the festival event of the year! The countdown has begun as the starting shot for the V. Amphi Festival 2009 – The Orkus Open Air is breaking the silence, only few days from now. To genuinely celebrate our first jubilee, we pulled all levers throughout the past months in order to present you an unbeatable program for the weekend from 18th till 19th July 2009.

Legendary heroes, current top-acts, fresh newcomers and hand-picked musical gems guarantee the finest live-experience! Altogether 34 bands, including the Fields of the Nephilim and Front 242 as headliners, are waiting for you on two stages. Amongst others you also rock with The Gathering, Eisbrecher, Unheilig and KMFDM, while an irresistible electro-blast including Feindflug, Hocico, Agonoize and Leæther Strip with an Europe-wide exclusive festival show are firing up a gigantic party. The full line-up and the actual running order can be found under: http://www.amphi-festival.de/2009/bands.html.

Before the countdown runs up and the musical tour de force starts, we´d like to share some final information with you, regarding some organisational matters of the Amphi Festival 2009:

New: Wristband exchange and ticket sales on Friday

For visitors arriving on Friday, we arranged a special wristband-exchange. By presentation of your festival ticket at the Tanzbrunnen´s box office on Friday 17.07.2009 between 18:00 und 22:00 o’clock, you have the opportunity to acquire your festival wristband. It´s also possible to buy tickets for an increased price at the day´s box office. The opening hours and prices of our day´s box office can be found at the end of this newsletter! For organizational matters media partners and vip-guests are not able to acquire their wristbands and photopasses on Friday. The press check-in and guestlist will only be opened on Saturday and Sunday!

Travelling to the Amphi Festival 2009

For travelling by car, we again offer you free parking-spaces in short distance to the Tanzbrunnen. The access is leading over the Deutz-Mülheimer Straße through gate “Fâ€￾ and “Sâ€￾ to the parking areas P1 and P3. Please follow the directions of the exhibtion’s visitor guidance system (‘Messe-Verkehrsleitsystem’) saying “Parkplatz Amphi Festival”. The parking lots are available from Saturday 06:00 o’clock in the morning until Monday 08:00 o’ clock in the morning.

When you´re travelling by train, please take the commuter trains departing from Cologne´s main station (lane 10) to Deutz/Messe (1 station ride). After arriving at “Deutz/Messeâ€￾ station you reach the Tanzbrunnen Köln easily on foot (approximately. 500 m) following the pedestrian markers ‘Köln-Messe’, or by bus (Line 150).

Flight travellers are suggested to take the commuter line 13 from airport Köln/Bonn to “Deutz/Messe“ station (duration approximately 15 minutes), from there follow the pedestrian direction markers ‘Köln-Messe’. The address of the Tanzbrunnen Cologne is Rheinparkweg 1, 50679 Köln, Germany.

Travelling information for the Amphi Camp – Jugendpark Cologne

For the first time we have an official Amphi Camp at the beautiful Jugendpark Cologne this year. The camp´s check-in counter will be opened throughout the following hours:

Friday 17.07.2009, 16:00 pm till Saturday 18.07.2009, 22:00 pm
Sunday 19.07.2009, 07:00 am till 18:00 pm

Please hold your camping- and festival ticket ready. Owners of camping tickets, in combination with Amphi Festival weekend or day tickets, will receive their, camping- and festival wristband together at the check-in. Without a camping-ticket the festival wristband cannot be acquired here!

For travelling by car, we suggest an approach to the Amphi-Camp via the „Hafendammbrücke“, coming from the “Hafenstraßeâ€￾. We have to emphasize once more, that, for environmental issues, motorvehicles of any kind (including campervans) are not allowed inside the camping area. A parking-lot for campers lies directly beside the bridge, leading towards the camping area. The address of the carpark is Hafenstraße 10, 51061 Cologne, Germany.

For travelling by public transfer, please take bus lane 150 from „Deutz/Messe“ to the„Thermalbad“ station and follow the guidance signs from here to the check-in. Current public transfer schedules can be found at: http://www.kvb-koeln.de/german/fahrplan/aushangfahrplaene6.html.

Further information about camping at the Jugendpark Cologne are stored at http://www.amphi-festival.de/2009/camping.html as well as the house rules at http://www.amphi-festival.de/2009/zeltplatz.html .

Official Amphi Festival pre-party at “Alter Wartesaalâ€￾ Cologne!

For a decent warm-up you must not miss the official Amphi Festival Pre-Party on Friday 17.07.2009 at Cologne´s “Alter Wartesaalâ€￾. Beginning at 21:00 o’clock DJ Elvis (The Memphis) and his team are awaiting you on two floors in order to attune you to the great days ahead. As a special goodie there will be a test screening of the new AND ONE Live-DVD and mastermind Steve Naghavi himself has announced his appearance to the party.

Meanwhile area 1 features the famous “DEPECHE MODE PARTY FOR THE LIVINGâ€￾ with its DepecheMode-Synthiepop-Bodypop-Futurepop-80s Sound by DJ Elvis. With area 2 you subscribe to the SLEEPWALKER NIGHT and the full package of EBM-Industrial-Wave-Darkelectro-Cybergoth with DJ Frank & DJ Dimi.

Also expect a special laser show, DVD-projections, a big lottery with Amphi Festival tickets, t-shirts and cd´s, as well as various Amphi artist appearances, celebrating the dawning of the festival, together with you.

Entrance with Amphi Festival ticket or Wristband: 4,- Euro / without 8,- Euro!
More details about the official Amphi Festival Pre-Party at “Alter Wartesaal, Johannisstraße 11, 50668 Cologne, Germanyâ€￾ under: http://www.memphis-team.com , http://www.myspace.com/dmpftl, http://www.myspace.com/memphisteam and http://www.myspace.com/ultimate_80.

Youth protection at the Amphi Festival 2009

Latest information on youth protection can be found at: http://www.amphi-festival.de/2009/informationen.html. For adolescents above 16 years and under 18 years of age we also have a special authority form available, by which your parents are entitled to transfer their parental custody to one of your companions, being at least 18 years of age. By this warrant you are safe to attend the festival without problems until the agreed time.

Amphi Festival Shop closes ticket pre-sales for the Amphi Festival 2009:

We also have to inform you, that our Amphi Festival ticket shop will only take orders for the Amphi Festival 2009 until the end of Sunday 12.07.2009! As the tickets would not be guaranteed to arrive in time the online ticket portal http://www.dark-ticket.de, as well as our 24h ticket hotline +49 (0)1805 – 568200 will close their pre-sales on Sunday evening too.

After Sunday 12.07.2009 you can still obtain Amphi Festival Tickets on all nationwide CTS/EVENTIM, Kartenhaus and Ticket-Online box offices, or the day´s box office for an increased price.

Opening hours and prices – day´s box office:

The day´s box office is located next to the main entrance. Opening hours are:

Friday, 17. July 2009: 18:00 – 22:00 o’clock
Saturday, 18. July 2009: 10:00 – 21:30 o’clock

Sunday, 19. July 2009: 10:00 – 21:30 o’clock

Ticket prices at the day´s box office:

Weekend ticket: 65, 00 €

Day ticket 18.07.: 45, 00 €

Day ticket 19.07.: 45, 00 €

Even for us the thrill of the anticipation of a gorgeous festival weekend is increasing with each day. We can´t expect to welcome you again on 18th and 19th July 2009 at the Tanzbrunnen Cologne, in order to celebrate the greatest party of the summer. We wish a relaxed journey to all of you. Enjoy your stay at the Amphi Festival 2009 and let the games begin!

For further information and updates about the Amphi Festival 2009 we suggest a visit of our homepages http://www.amphi-festival.de and http://www.myspace.com/amphifestival. In case of last-minute news, we will announce them there! For instance you can download an updated MAP of the festival area at http://www.amphi-festival.de/docs/amphi_gelaendeplan.pdf.

All the best,
Your Amphi Festival Team!

V. AMPHI Festival – The ORKUS Open Air 2009 – Facts:

Date:

18. – 19. July 2009

Town:
Köln – Tanzbrunnen

Program:

FIELDS OF THE NEPHILIM + FRONT 242 + UNHEILIG + COVENANT + LEÆTHER STRIP + LAIBACH + CAMOUFLAGE („The Pleasure Remains“ – best-of show, closing the festival) + FEINDFLUG + KMFDM + EISBRECHER + HOCICO (exclusive festivalshow in Germany 2009) + AGONOIZE + THE BIRTHDAY MASSACRE + THE GATHERING + SALTATIO MORTIS + HENKE (Oswald Henke plays songs by Goethes Erben, Artwork and Erblast) + ABSOLUTE BODY CONTROL + QNTAL + DIORAMA + OMNIA + DELAIN + COPPELIUS + MANTUS + SCANDY + SOLAR FAKE + JESUS ON EXTASY + PANZER AG + MARSHEAUX + THE OTHER + ROSA CRVX + MONO INC. + XOTOX + JÄGER 90 + AUTO-AUTO + additional program & aftershow-parties!!

Tickets:

-Orginaltickets are available in our Amphi Ticketshop at http://www.amphi-festival.de!
-Furthermore you can obtain festival tickets online at http://www.dark-ticket.de, by phone on 01805- 568200 and at all nationwide CTS/EVENTIM, Kartenhaus and Ticket-Online box-offices. The day´s box office at the Tanzbrunnen Cologne will have tickets on stock for an increased price throughout the duration of the festival.

Warm-Up Parties:

Datum Club
16.07.2009 Oberhausen, Eisenlager, http://www.eisenlager.de
17.07.2009 Cologne, Alter Wartesaal, http://www.memphis-team.com

Infos:

Latest festivalinfo on http://www.amphi-festival.de or http://www.myspace.com/amphifestival .

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maestro on 20090709 um 0755 Uhr · in reply to: Amphi Festival 2009 – July 18-19th, Cologne, Germany #8279

Unfortunately, the dedicated festival camping grounds are sold out!
The demand for camping right at the Rhine was obviously larger than the supply

Anyway, here’s a map of the festival grounds: http://www.amphi-festival.de/docs/amphi_gelaendeplan.pdf (german)

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maestro on 20090628 um 1953 Uhr · in reply to: Photos: Blackfield Festival 2009 #8256

UPDATE

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maestro on 20090625 um 2353 Uhr · in reply to: My Friend Cameron Barrett Sharpe #8265

Way too long text to figure out if it was spam, but i had to take a dump so i needed to act quickly.

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maestro on 20090624 um 1636 Uhr · in reply to: Wonder why i haven’t ridiculed Twilight yet? #8261

But i’ll post this video.

Uncommented.

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maestro on 20090624 um 1629 Uhr · in reply to: WHO WOULD LIKE TO PLAY IN A SIDE ROOM OF A RAVE ON AUG 1ST I #8259

Learn how to type lowercase, stupid.

And don’t even start to wonder where the other ten copies of this post went

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maestro on 20090623 um 1757 Uhr · in reply to: Belgian Girl Sues Artist Over Tattoo On Her Face #8252

UPDATE:

As we all knew “Sparkles” is a lying cunt and the “he tattooed away while i was sleeping” story is utter bullshit. What i didn’t anticipate is her confessing it to the internets in less than a week.

“She has now confessed she knew exactly what tattoo parlour owner Rouslan Toumaniantz was doing but changed her mind later.

She said she lied because her father was “furious”.

[metro.co.uk]

One can only hope that bad publicity is still good publicity and the tattoo artist didn’t suffer lasting damage to his reputation.

And she didn’t even answer to our offer 🙁

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maestro on 20090618 um 1929 Uhr · in reply to: The Ultimate Funny Picture Thread #6055