Of course you cannot hold this without me, no matter how much anyone tries to pay me to be silent…. *evil smile*
You all get the when of it pinned down and let me know. I’ll be there.
~Sidonia
Of course you cannot hold this without me, no matter how much anyone tries to pay me to be silent…. *evil smile*
You all get the when of it pinned down and let me know. I’ll be there.
~Sidonia
Count me among the corset-wearers of VTK, Countess. Romantasy is one of my all-time favourites, tho I must put in a good word for the delightful work of
The Fitting Room here in Seattle. I highly recommend her work, though if, like me, you are into waist training, she will not sew for you (no matter how much you plead, I know, I tried… LOL). I prefer to go local for any and all seamstress work, that way I can be measured and fitted without the whole mail-order risk. I used to live in SF so Romantasy became one of my favourites then, and I still stop by when down that way, at least once a year. That way she can fit me in person and send it later.
I wear a corset nearly 24/7 … for me it nears an obsession, though it goes beyond femninity. It is my armor, in a way. It has been years since I have been completely vulnerable. Within my corsets I am untouchable.
@necromancerza wrote:
*My dying bride – for my fallen angel
I love those violens … 😥
Add in the entire Turn Loose the Swans album, brings back memories of High School (1st year)…. That album rocks, to this day.
I am still pondering my list of songs that cannot be left out, and would post these ponderings but since I am a weebit inebriated I ought to wait. 😉 Will return at a later time to this topic, if I remember in the morning. LMAO
I have never heard of this, what is it? Yeah yeah I know I could go read thru the site, but I am hoping you will give me the 30 second version. If it looks like fun then I shall be there. Need a reason first, tho the music line-up might be enough to convince me… it’s been awhile since I’ve travelled cross-country… might be time for another of my vagabond trips. 😉
~Sid
Stop hiding, Nav`re …. *quiet smile* I apologize as I have no suggestions for a title. Beautiful writing, though. I always adore your works.
@}-`—
Ahh Nav`re, our dearest poet… I have already answered this, have I not? If I recall incorrectly, then again I shall say that I believe I know what the reply would be…….
Neither here nor there, though. Beautiful prose, as always.
@}-`—
Sid
Mmmm my fellow Emerald City VTKers… what a delight this porposition is… 😈
Yes, Nav`re my sweet, you indeed have first claim, but not exclusive claim…. that must be earned. *wicked laugh*
Bring it on. We shall show the NW what sin truly is…..
~Sidonia
your she-devil de jour
Don’t get me started on this, M …. 🙄
Rugby players, eh M? I am not a huge fan of rugby, so yes, I would eat them if it meant that there were fewer players of that silly European game. 😎
I’m with Vincent the Red and Nocturum on this, tho… first of all as you all know of me already, I will gleefully try anything at least twice (vice vice vice! woohoo! :twisted:) and indeed the strong shall always survive. If my fellow rugby players can eat me first (necro get your mind out of the gutter! :wink:) then obviously I wasn’t strong enough to make it through.
Though this raises an interesting question… what the hell was I doing flying over the Andes mountain chain in 1972?! And with nothing but rugby players?! They had better be good in bed, otherwise they’re BBQ. That’s all I have left to say.
~Sidonia
My warmest welcome to you, Countess… I apologize for not greeting you sooner. Recent events had me, shall we say, tied up. It is truly a pleasure to see a fellow Seattlelite joining the ranks. Please feel free to PM me if you feel an overwhelming desire to show the Pacific NW what hunting truly is….
Until then, I remain…
Sidonia DeMornay
The Huntress
Welcome to the VTK, Daze… do not let us corrupt you too badly. 😈
Pleasure to make your acquaintance.
~Sidonia DeMornay
The Huntress
@maestro wrote:
common sense tells every guy that skin can heal but scratches in the paint are forever, so find me only one who would apply the scratchy rope to the car in the event that transportation and female fixation must happen at the same time.
Ahh sweet stereotypes… in the event that I must ask a guy I shall let you know, however when one has wheels as nice as my own one would not lash anything to the car, not even a gorgeous sky-clad woman. On the other hand, with something like what you prolly drive, I would assume it’s not as nice as what you drive in bed (only my car could compete on that level), so I wouldn’t see the sense in using my expensive silken rope… besides, tho smooth rope is bought for use on cars, there is only one usage of Kinbaku rope, and I wouldn’t waste it on my car.
@maestro wrote:
Sometimes you women just dont see your place in our ranking system hun – of course we care most for the wellbeing of the item we plan to keep the longest 😉
Mmm more stereotypes, as you assume that as a
woman I must be superior in morals and relationship stability. Note here that my buffet has a variety of items on a rather regular basis, and your plate has the same item every night… now mind you that plate has a very expensive dish, but I rather vary my dining experiences, so to speak….. whilst my car doesn’t change, at least not until I get bored with it. You see, to me, a relationship is much higher maintainance than a car, and a helluva lot more trouble. So I deleted the annoying part and still manage to get the more fun aspects of it sans whining bleeding-heart emotional crap.
I would marry my car first, and even convince it to get into BDSM with me, before I get stuck with a one-dish dinner plate…. it would take a damn expensive dinner to do that. LOL
Thank you Nec … no, sadly I am who I say I am without certain bits of info that may get me stalked or otherwise affect my life. That’s why I can chat on the phone with people I meet on the net, cause generally I feel like there’s no reason to hide a bunch of stuff … I’ve had enough crap in my life without the knowledge that I couldn’t make any friends because I am really a big huge 65 year old man pretending to be a 26 year old ruler of the universe. Hey I never said I wasn’t delusional, only honest. And last time I checked I was a 26 year old ruler of the universe, disguised as a goth princess.
And I agree with necromancerza, intro your fake self (or even your real one if you are so inclined :wink:) and prove you’re not just on here to hang around in the sex forums and listen to Nav’s sex stories… LOL Believe me, I love porn as much as you do however at least these people know I’m a perv and expect it because they actually know me….. they know I am an egotistical, sadistical, preverted, self-serving beeotch…. (just like Nec lmfao)… that’s the real me. Your turn.
And once that’s done, please Nav, we are all intrigued to know a few of these things… as one of those who is who they say they are, I know you’re a gentleman and all that but you’re a perverted one too… LOL C’mon, I’m bored, get on with it…. 😈
~Sid
Hmm maybe I only speak for myself, but I am all for the virgin sacrifices every Wednesday, that’s why I sold my soul…. then again, they are being sacraficed to me… and I prefer them alive, thank you. 😈 Oops what were we talking about again?
Oh yes. Satanism. Hell forbid someone looking to know more about actual Satanism might BUY A BOOK and READ IT, unless of course said person is trying to be a badass because Satan is like, soooo evil. 🙄 Hail fekking Satan and all that, right, gotcha.
After attending University for a double-major in Religion and Cultural Anthropology, I learned something amusing that pertains to any and every organized (and disorganized) religion one might want to know about: A PERSON CAN ACTUALLY LEARN ABOUT IT if they pick up a book or speak to someone who knows! I am not an adherant to any major (or minor) religion, however I studied Religion in general (along with “the way humans behave” as I think of Cultural Anthropology) to learn about all of the various things I didn’t know.
“Who do I go to become one” …. I suggest sacraficing a virgin (18+, to me, on Wednesday, preferably dressed in either black lingerie of some sort or a translucent snow-white peignoir) and reciting the Lord’s Prayer backwards… I hear that always works. 🙄
Seriously, tho…. why not search out info on it (it is a registered, legal, mass religion) prior to posting a thread on VTK… I hate to be the one to break it to you, but Satanism is not about being evil and bad and doing as much bad stuff as you can. Yes, there are people out there who think they are the be-all and end-all of EVIL because they run around saying “I hate God! I love Satan! Hail fekking Satan!!” however those people are idiots, and know nothing of what the idea behind Satanism really is. I may not be a Satanist (or a Christian or any other religious adherant), however I do have respect for the true idea behind the Church of Satan, and the mindset that inspired it… which was not “OOOH I AM SOOO EVIL!!!”
~Sid
@maestro wrote:
oh no! where does the lace and coffin fit in there? 😯
😆
Ahh essential neccecities in any goth slut oops I mean sexual vampyre’s collection…. without lace and a coffin thou are naught but a poseur! 😆
🙄 It was a joke, dork butt. I do not, have not, nor shall I ever work at the Gap! Crikey… I thought you had a higher opinion of me than that! 😯 A wolf can put on sheepskin, but as dumb as the sheep may be they will still know a wolf is in their pesence…
And as for comic relief, yah laugh it up… the comic relief guy may be fat and funny looking but he always is alive at the end. The cool ninja-assasins die some honourable fancy death whilest fighting off 6 other oddly skill-deficient ninjas…… and the comic relief guy is still alive for the next movie. 😛
Heh heh heh heh…. see you in VTK Ninja Assasin Squad II… oh wait no I won’t, your roles will have been replaced by some other honourable fancy ninjas (who won’t make it to the end either)… 😆
Looks like the comic relief gets the last laugh. (^^)
@maestro wrote:
I dont know about seattle, but where i’m coming from we guys use the silky stuff for those who deserve it: the cars 8)
😯 I am so sorry, Maestro… I didn’t realize you had to resort to tying up your car….. you see, here in Seattle we play with people, not cars. I can see where you might be confused, however people are the warm ones that you can…. you know… do naughty stuff with. Cars are those things we drive around in, and can do naughty things inside, on top or even underneath, but not with. Yes, both can be driven hard and fast, but only one of the two are any fun in bed.
I shall leave you to your silken-rope-tied cars, I shall continue playing with people. Send porncat my condolances… 😆
PS. My car says it’s not into BDSM, it’s not that kind of car.
@necromancerza wrote:
What happens at the end ❓
hehehehehehe rotflmfao 😆
That’s the joke hon… tho I wonder how long it would take to get to the end? 😯 I have been sent a ton of B4B jokes that are like this…. one of these days I shall post Greensleeves however not until I know you all love me so much that M wouldn’t dare boot me from the site for it…. *laughing maniacally*
~Sid
@maestro wrote:
unfortunately that kind of good breeding must have gotten past most black clad boot wearers
LMAO 😆
Yes I sometimes wish that the gene pool had a touch of chlorine in it… 🙄
Hmm a thong is brilliant, for last minute thinking. Good job. 😉
I would also have to agree with belts being great, as they are readily available and feel oh so good when used right …… *happy sigh*
Myself, I am a major fan of Kinbaku, so I have to say rope. Not like rope that you tie something to the top of your car with, but the good kind that doesn’t break and is smooth as silk. Washes well too, stains rarely stick. 😈 And as for the purse thing (if necromancerza isn’t too off base about you, Vixen dear, and I don’t think he is…. yet another reason I have much respect for you :wink:) that is always a good idea… keep a small something on hand, ‘sides the usual batch of protection (yes ladies, men don’t always carry them LOL).
I think Kinbaku is not just erotic but beautiful, and as a consisseur I appreciate both those would will allow it, and those who are proficient in it…. and for those who aren’t proficient or feel it takes too much time, with the proper knots (i.e. not just a basic square knot! Do a good tying job!) there aren’t many places one can be where you can’t find some way to secure the person you’re with….. even if it’s just a good ol’ fashioned hog-tie. *wicked grin* There is something about rope that makes people feel trapped, as in there isn’t much of a chance of getting away and they’re (quite literally) screwed.
Ahhhh happy thoughts….. 😈
@Redragon wrote:
most (not all) guys just want sex, and thats all they care about
Thank you, Captain Obvious. ROTFLMFAO
Seriously hon, this is news to me! 😯
Sheesh it amazes me to see so many people under the impression that men only want sex! What about women?! Oh that’s right, we are too sweet… sugar and spice and all that…. 😈
You all just keep on with your bad selves. 😉
@maestro wrote:
i was just taking a guess on what war stories you extracted that tip from
You’re kidding me, right? 🙄 War stories I wish… no, my Dad told me early on that if any kid of his was going to wear boots, they wouldn’t shame him by doing it wrong. He was a fire chief and had those huge black boots that had to be spit-n-shine clean, and we’d sit there and share the polish for our boots… LOL
My apologies, my dear bard Nav`re… I would have stopped by to read this sooner however I have been a weebit busy and going w/o sleep on a too regular basis makes for a sleepy little girl here (me) with crickets in my brain.
Ahh… the infamous Dragon … I am not sure why you were hesitant to post it, as I liked it very much.
Honestly, though, in my opinion this is not your best work. It feels almost….. rushed? As though you are trying to get to the point quickly. You seemed to have everything squished in your brain and felt you had to get it all out, which I can relate to however I feel that if you focus on the message (?) you are conveying it will flow better… if that makes sense.
I envy whomever you wrote it for, though. 😉 I’d be fairly stoked were I to have something like this written in my honour… (^^)
Is that Latin at the end? I understood a good amount of it, I believe, but I do not remember from where… ought I translate it for you (to tell me if I am correct) or should I just PM and ask about it? I am intrigued, which is delightful.
You never cease to amaze me, Nav`re… keep it coming. And again I apologize for taking so long to get to this… I had planned on jumping on the forums again to torture everyone once again with my incessant rambling, but this took precedence. 😎
Thank you, hon… keep up the great work;
Sid
@maestro wrote:
i’m the one who’s sorry for coming off so wierd
It’s ok, Maestro, you are always weird… we’re used to it. 😆
Thank you for your post and the message explaining things, I apologize for assuming it was what I had written. I won’t be so rash next time. 😉 And if I am, than type faster so you can keep up with my deletions! LOL (j/k)
@Dark_Child wrote:
Look before you leapt.
Hmmm after giving that advice much careful thought, my reply is no thanks. Think of all the paragliding I would miss out on if I looked before I leaped! 😎
Seeing as I have been given permission by M to post the aforementioned deleted post (and have received a few requests to put it up again)… and since I always type everything out in a word editor if it’s more than my usual nonsensical rambling (therefore it is saved) I will most likely post it as it’s own thing. When I am able. Someday. For now my attention span is about
*snicker*
Thanks everyone for cheering me up and promoting my ego once again… you’ll regret it. 😉
~Sid
My apologies, Maestro, I was not trying to do that. I know a few people who would probably pay you for properly humbling me. 🙁
I did not mean to come off that way, and I can remove the post if you wish… it took me the better part of 3 hours to type and phrase that post, as I was trying to avoid sounding like some stupid “better than thou” prat, and attempting to explain what I have learned…. and thus you are “Killing the Buddha,” yes? I did not realize I had offended you so highly, and I extend my apologies not just to you but to anyone else on this site who has felt this way as well.
Apparently I failed miserably at my attempt to educate. 😕 From this point forth I can leave explanations such as this to you or V. I will return later after I have slept for a few hours and calmed down a bit, and I will remove my post (along with any others you feel may be along the same lines)…
~Sid
Aye, “needing sex to feed” is indeed rediculous. We agree on that. 😉 Think tho, why does “sex magick” work? It is that same energy that people go to great lengths (and depths :twisted:) to raise, and instead of sending it careening off to outer space or wherever people send it (sorry, I always thought sex magick was a waste, no offense meant to anyone present), it is used then and there. And many times the “sexual vamp” will walk away (many times not even getting aroused) just feeling almost high… no sex, no orgasm, nothing, just…. alive… and the person whom the prana was taken from will be passed out cold and/or not doing all that well…. whilest the happy little vamp is all giddy and hyper and feels great (even w/o sex, even w/o being touched even…)
Anyhoo.
I shall PM you later and explain better, for now I need to get to sleep before I fall asleep outside whilst smoking again. LOL
@Navre wrote:
….Hence the Whole Sex vamp post that was posted by someone who shall go un-named…personally i find that idea more than ludicrious….
Nav`re, dearest, I hope you are referring to the type of post, not the idea. I assure you, there are “sexual vampires” out there, tho they are a sort of sub-group of “psi-vamps” … sexual energy is it’s own thing, it’s own type of energy, and there are those who feed primarily from that. It is like lobster vs. dungeoness crab ….. both are shellfish, and Red Lobster will serve both, but some prefer their shellfish to be rich, buttery, and cost 3x as much. 😉
If you are referring to the post I believe you are, having a bf or gf has nothing to do with sexual vampyrism. In fact it can severely restrict things unless they are endless sources. One would have to hook up with Red Lobster Made Flesh. 😆 Also, most (if not all) “sexual vampires” can find sustenance in “dungeoness crab” (lol) if they are in a tight spot. Usually tho, these types tend to be masters at pleasures of the flesh, and many rarely have sex, due to the fact that it is not the act itself that feeds them… it is the energy that is raised.
When one catches lobster, you can purchase it from the store pre-cooked, but it’s a helluva lot better when you get it fresh and actually take the time to relish the flavour and texture, etc… if you scarf the whole thing in 2 minutes you will not be satisfied… if a supposed “sexual vampire” were to just run around a screw 12 people per day, they would still be lacking, because exquisitly prolonging it with one person would satiate them moreso. And my guess would be that the person who would do that (screw as many people as possible) would end up NOT being a sexual vampire, just a slut (boy or girl, no matter, a slut is a slut is a slut *snicker*).
I hope I am making sense.
This is a major misconception, that “sexual vampyrism” = f*ck a billion people, when that is not even where the “feeding” is best. If you have any questions, please PM me, however I wanted to clarify things a bit.
Just like I am sure I am not alone in my frustration when Interview was released…. 🙄 I am also not alone in clearing up comments made by young, sexually frustrated teens.
Um, yeah… here’s your soapbox back, thanks for letting me borrow it. LOL
Due to the fact that this post caused more than my usual amount of discord (that was a joke), it has been deleted by the author (me).
I apologize for any offense I may have caused, as that was not my intent.
Sincerely,
Sidonia DeMornay
@Redragon wrote:
anyhoo, I will talk to you soon, and nice rant by the way.
Hey hon, thank you for the post and as for the above quote… ummm you’re probably getting used to that by now…. my incessant ranting on everything. 😉 Today it’s this and tomorrow I shall gift you with a rant about turtles and bananas! 😆
Ok, I won’t, no worries….
Talk to you soon (sans rant),
Sid
PS. IMNSHO* you ought to post an intro…. I know you, but not everyone else does…. 😎
*IMNSHO = In My Not So Humble Opinion *grin*
@maestro wrote:
Obviously you’re the only profiteer of ‘Nam in the US 😉
😐 Erm… I don’t get it, M… what do you mean?
Sorry, b4b again. *snicker*
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