@WithdrawalFX wrote:
on a serious note, can anyone please explain to me in simple terms what this is about?
Obviously someone wants to test ride his sociology degree. Or the copy of SPSS they found on Bittorrent.
The graphs are preliminary data outputs from a survey that was announced on major vamp platforms and carried out by the AVA (Atlanta Vampire Alliance) – probably to end the ages old debates if headaches make you immortal or why clinical depression is such a common feature among the board users of Smoke&Mirrors.
Easy examples:
Among the first things you see in the charts (question 008) is the significant increase in numbers of vampires born shortly after the Three Mile Island and Chernobyl nuclear accidents, which leads me to the assumption that the Bikini Atoll and the rest of the Marshall Islands are one big vampire infested hellhole today (that very probably has it’s own Sabretooth “Halo”).
The number of health disorders, which seem to be so common that they got their own set of questions in the very first survey, show that vampires typically suffer under asthma, migraine, serveral immune diseases and Advanced Dungeon&Dragons.
Another interesting fact that was unfortunately left out would have been the correlation between the high number of female vampires that are bisexual & their weight/height ratio: giving the prevalent image of hot lesbian vampire vixens craving equally distributed buttsecks either some scientific credibility or demoting them to steamships who’d dock in any harbour for the sake of not having to sail alone.
