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maestro on 20090614 um 2125 Uhr · in reply to: Amphi Festival 2009 – July 18-19th, Cologne, Germany #8278

The official running order and festival schedule is now online!

Unfortunately the script to switch to the english language version still doesn’t seem to be working 😕

The schedule for the Main Stage can be found here: http://www.amphi-festival.de/2009/bands.html

More about side program can be found here: http://www.amphi-festival.de/2009/theater.html

And finally, the signature sessions: http://www.amphi-festival.de/2009/autogrammstunden.html

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maestro on 20090614 um 0920 Uhr · in reply to: Best MythBusters ever! #8248

Like a wise man once said in the YouTube comments,
“somebody get me one of those m134 minigun so i can use it on my ex-girlfriend.“

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maestro on 20090607 um 1248 Uhr · in reply to: Curiousity killed the cat #8205

That’s because we really like explosions a lot.

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maestro on 20090604 um 1155 Uhr · in reply to: NEW MOON…worth a look. #8235

posted.

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON trailer in HD

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maestro on 20090603 um 1159 Uhr · in reply to: VTK Lyrics Database #3456

Holy shit Vix, finally send me a picture of your boobs i need to decide something

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maestro on 20090602 um 1119 Uhr · in reply to: Anyone need help? I can help! #5147

@necromancerza wrote:

I’m fetching my magician’s hat .. brb

To cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism?

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maestro on 20090602 um 1112 Uhr · in reply to: Apple iPhone 3G 16gb…..250 euros #8231

Moved. Apple sucks anyway

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maestro on 20090531 um 0550 Uhr · in reply to: Return of the Kitty #8218

@Viscious-Vixen wrote:

22, female, Australia.

Tits or GTFO

Nice to have you back 😉

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maestro on 20090528 um 1433 Uhr · in reply to: Amphi Festival 2009 – July 18-19th, Cologne, Germany #8277

A list of local warm-up parties can now be found at http://www.amphi-festival.de/2009/warmupparties.html

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maestro on 20090523 um 1511 Uhr · in reply to: Well, since I am here ….. #8216

While it’s good to hear from you those are some sad news.

20 years is not much time to make a difference in life – Alexander the Great already reigned over an empire when he became 21, but in today’s world you are almost 30 until you leave university.

So touching lives is quite a feat for a 20 year old, more than many can claim for themselves.

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maestro on 20090516 um 0823 Uhr · in reply to: Space Nazi Invasion #8210

io9 have some amazing new promo shots on their website

[web]http://io9.com/photogallery/ironskyconceptart/[/web]

Source

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maestro on 20090504 um 1847 Uhr · in reply to: AR-15 stock mounts tactical crossbow #8214

Those zombies hold your family hostage you say? Well, that wouldn’t have happened had you dutifully schooled your kids in zombie attacks:

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maestro on 20090421 um 0510 Uhr · in reply to: The Ultimate Funny Picture Thread #6052

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maestro on 20090411 um 0925 Uhr · in reply to: blood letting during sex #2203

@Mistress_Claudia wrote:

Does anyone know a website which sells steel fingernail tips like Tom Cruise had as Lestat in Interview with the Vampire?

Yep, all of them. For that kitschy Lestat look you might want to seach for “full finger ring” or something on google.

But i would not use them to puncture someone. You’d need to sharpen them considerably and since they are not designed as surgical tools infections linger. Not to mention the quality of metals like “pewter” used to make them. They’re pretty impractical in my opinion.

Mind that Anne Rice is a funny old lady writing about “vampires”, she can take some liberties with real life.

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maestro on 20090406 um 1314 Uhr · in reply to: Resident Failure: Avon selling T-Virus to innocents #8188

Or you could just buy the “certified and original” movie prop virus vial for a meager four thousand dollars on eBay

One could have taken the time to fix it with some glue, though

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maestro on 20090404 um 2047 Uhr · in reply to: Resident Failure: Avon selling T-Virus to innocents #8187

We all knew zombies like to comment stuff on the internet but i’m astonished avon’s product review site has not a single person mentioning those staggering similarities.

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maestro on 20090401 um 2211 Uhr · in reply to: Beware of the homosexual #8194

“He did what we all must learn to do
you
and you
and you
and you..”

Man, i was JUST over my earworm! But to be honest i expected it coming up in this thread

Check out Eisenfunk

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maestro on 20090330 um 1803 Uhr · in reply to: Scientists found even darker black #8185

But not nazi ninjas, have a taste my SHURIKEN!! *PEW* *PEW*

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maestro on 20090327 um 1131 Uhr · in reply to: Im New As Well…. #8195

Hallo there and welcome to VTK

Bloodcopy? Isn’t that one of those sites cashing in on the latest vampirism fad on TV?

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maestro on 20090317 um 1947 Uhr · in reply to: Beware of the homosexual #8190

Only if he wasn’t on a motorcycle. Those give you thumb drives.

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maestro on 20090313 um 1809 Uhr · in reply to: Resident Failure: Avon selling T-Virus to innocents #8186

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maestro on 20090313 um 1610 Uhr · in reply to: The Return of Nos !!! #8177

righty right

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maestro on 20090306 um 1250 Uhr · in reply to: Scientists found even darker black #8183

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maestro on 20090306 um 1222 Uhr · in reply to: What was the last movie you’ve seen? #4702

@Robc666 wrote:

which cube film was the strange one where the cube is actually an other dimension or something. I have a tendency to get them all mixed up.

Cube 2 – Hypercube.
A Hypercube has other dimensions: it’s an n-dimensional cube which if i remember right the movie mixed up with one dimension beeing time so the characters could meet themselves at another point in time.

A 3d projection of a 3+d Hypercube looks like this:

[wikipedia]

Anyway, the new Underworld movie sucked major vampire balls

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maestro on 20090305 um 2231 Uhr · in reply to: The Return of Nos !!! #8174

Hey there and welcome back 🙂

On this new server the email system works, so you should actually be able to retrieve the PW for your old account if you want. I hope all those lazy bastages will peek back in in the next few days, currently it seems like i broke my back while moving all those heavy tubes totally invain.

Anyway, great to have you back, check out the forum to see the little you have missed 😛

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maestro on 20090223 um 1903 Uhr · in reply to: I like the pills. #8171

Linking to spam profiles in other communities is quite clever. Spam filters will consider them valid links to avoid false positives since there is legit content on seti@home.

Stunning cunt anon

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maestro on 20090118 um 1016 Uhr · in reply to: Thunder from down under ?? !! #8154

@necromancerza wrote:

Have you ever …… ever had a look at my profile 😛

IO – probably less the photo, but more the part where he says he’s from South Africa.
Which is in the south – of africa 😉

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maestro on 20090118 um 0955 Uhr · in reply to: Nitzer Ebb on NCIS tonight #8167

You can listen to it in the player on that website, just change tracks till it comes up

Pretty calm for NE but i like it

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maestro on 20081225 um 2350 Uhr · in reply to: Deckhard, Portugal #8146

Hey there Deckhard, welcome to VTK!

Do androids dream of electric sheep?

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maestro on 20081225 um 2346 Uhr · in reply to: Time Machine! #8139

Fortunately Operation Steel Box removed all those pesky chemicals from our soil. I wouldn’t know about biological stuff but if you work for 1AD DIVARTY you might have some of these guys at your disposal, fun times.

Unless of course you secretly joined the Air Force and sit on B-61’s, but that’s Ramstein and in any case i guess we don’t ask and you don’t tell. Not that anyone couldn’t find what they stashed away here with a single google search, but we all know how much they love to read about it on the internets.

And luckily the laws of physics are with me this time: even if there were something like a 50mt arty shell i’m still 100km out of range for you to warm my ass in winter. Phew! 😉