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maestro on 13 Oktober, 2006 um 0618 Uhr · in reply to: Well heyo there! #6594

@Sweet_Divinity wrote:

Delta says “Electronic Media / Graphic Design”

If we had something like that over here i wouldn’t have to pick between applied communications- and media sciences and (behold) english and history over here 🙄

Should have sticked to it security but it was just too much math and cryptography.

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maestro on 13 Oktober, 2006 um 0615 Uhr · in reply to: Paraskevidekatriaphobics – do you have it?? #6624

Obviously uni professors stay away from telephones today, too

But i can’t be sure it’s because of friday, or because they never work at all

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maestro on 12 Oktober, 2006 um 1548 Uhr · in reply to: Halloween Fetish Ball 2006 #6560

we can change butter brands in between and see what works best

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maestro on 12 Oktober, 2006 um 1546 Uhr · in reply to: Well heyo there! #6591

We’re putting all this high tech gadgets on here and he calls it humble abode 🙄

Anyway, welcome to VTK, the cat thing i know very well since my ex has five – everlasting source of chaos those tribbly things. What are you studying?

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maestro on 12 Oktober, 2006 um 1540 Uhr · in reply to: Ranking thingum title #6434

“VTK High Command” kinda implies that

Infact if you come up with something i needn’t invent those ranks myself 😛

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maestro on 12 Oktober, 2006 um 1423 Uhr · in reply to: Ranking thingum title #6433

See you went straight to the health and safety issue, me I’m pondering what pr0n M has that involves rubber ducks…

I don’t know if I still have admin here, if so I’ll sort you out with a title on the basis you didn’t say ‘no’ heh.

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maestro on 12 Oktober, 2006 um 0425 Uhr · in reply to: The CU Girlfriend Report #6582

but CU advises that you avoid models which have much more than
average mileage (2.1 SO’s / yr). Much greater than the average may be an
indication that the girlfriend was a professional.

Haha, but see their faces if you tell them 😀

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maestro on 11 Oktober, 2006 um 0816 Uhr · in reply to: VTK Virgin #6530

Necro and the cute redheads in the gallery

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maestro on 11 Oktober, 2006 um 0642 Uhr · in reply to: Halloween Fetish Ball 2006 #6558

only once?

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maestro on 11 Oktober, 2006 um 0639 Uhr · in reply to: Ranking thingum title #6431

@Vorsuc wrote:

Naked pictures or used panties… anything maestro can sell on ebay for beer money. More beer = faster shit gets done.

Your wisdom is still unmatched, Vorsuc-san

Love,
there’s nothing more to nude pics than to pictures like the rest of your’s – just that you are in a shower, no pants, soap, water, rubber duck, dildo, towel, blow dryer. See?

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maestro on 9 Oktober, 2006 um 1949 Uhr · in reply to: Ranking thingum title #6429

I find it terrible guys that you aren’t taking this seriously. A valued and long standing member has a request and all you can do is reply with humour at their expense.

You should be ashamed, moving on to the question..

@LoveWithDiamonds wrote:

what can i do to hasten the process?

Naked pictures or used panties… anything maestro can sell on ebay for beer money. More beer = faster shit gets done.

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maestro on 9 Oktober, 2006 um 1939 Uhr · in reply to: The CU Girlfriend Report #6579

That was fantastic.

Especially love the bit about ‘Ms Right’ being a godess but only available ‘in the wrong size’ or the ‘Yeah, her’ girlfriend… certainly had a couple of those heh.

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maestro on 9 Oktober, 2006 um 1358 Uhr · in reply to: VTK Virgin #6528

admit it, you’re addicted

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maestro on 9 Oktober, 2006 um 1355 Uhr · in reply to: You couldn’t make this up… #6546

The most fun one though 😉

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maestro on 9 Oktober, 2006 um 1352 Uhr · in reply to: Halloween Fetish Ball 2006 #6552

Every year i wonder what’s so important that everyone has a day off on the 1st

must be some kind of christian thing obviously 😕

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maestro on 9 Oktober, 2006 um 1350 Uhr · in reply to: Ranking thingum title #6427

next days 🙄

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maestro on 8 Oktober, 2006 um 2054 Uhr · in reply to: Ranking thingum title #6425

Simply not talk about it 😀
Every mention brings tears to my eyes ^^

Actually the ranking system develops into a pain in the arse, since we need to add more and more ranks or shift the rank criteria all the time. I’ll come up with something in the next days, promise

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maestro on 8 Oktober, 2006 um 2034 Uhr · in reply to: Orgasmatron fetish washing machine #6494

I didn’t even had the time to introduce Anti Aircraft Artillery yet so we’re still pretty much on topic – at least in this thread 😉

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maestro on 8 Oktober, 2006 um 2030 Uhr · in reply to: Promoting Educational Material #6537

The female part sucks as in “i’m a peace sign weaving whale rescueing little campus bitch, but i wrote some women’s libber text for my friends to giggle at so we feel superior while stripping for our living at the local village bar”

The male part is pretty acceptable besides the lack of the fact that blowjobs are a privilege, not a right 8)

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maestro on 8 Oktober, 2006 um 2017 Uhr · in reply to: Halloween Fetish Ball 2006 #6550

I missed the Genitorturers by one hour when they were playing in .de, unfortunately plane tickets cost more than waiting for the next time.

The ball sounds like fun though 😀

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maestro on 8 Oktober, 2006 um 2011 Uhr · in reply to: VTK Virgin #6526

@LoveWithDiamonds wrote:

I do believe I was an innocent girl when I first joined here….once upon a time….of course, being a Very Unimpressed Old Fart…that was a LONG time ago…. 😉 😕

When the emperor of japan still had a say to be exact

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maestro on 8 Oktober, 2006 um 0950 Uhr · in reply to: VTK Virgin #6523

There is actually no way an innocent girl could make it onto this website

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maestro on 7 Oktober, 2006 um 1633 Uhr · in reply to: VTK Virgin #6520

@Ashella wrote:

“members” huh, yeah, I’m sure there is a meber involved some where in there. hey don’t get me wrong, respect as a woman is great, but sometimes being a little vamire slut can be fun too. 😉

There’ll be lot’s of opportunities for that i think.
By the way, did you see we have a gallery? 😉

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maestro on 7 Oktober, 2006 um 1632 Uhr · in reply to: Orgasmatron fetish washing machine #6490

you mean your feet are too small to push the pedal all the way

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maestro on 6 Oktober, 2006 um 2129 Uhr · in reply to: death by caffeine #6511

bleh, coward

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maestro on 6 Oktober, 2006 um 1315 Uhr · in reply to: VTK Virgin #6517

@necromancerza wrote:

Dont worry you will be a VTK slut soon. 😈

Dude, remember in the last secret coucil meeting we settled on calling them “members” now 😉

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maestro on 6 Oktober, 2006 um 1311 Uhr · in reply to: death by caffeine #6508

Only if you show pink in bed, too 8)

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maestro on 6 Oktober, 2006 um 1241 Uhr · in reply to: Vampire response to the Dawson College shootings #6450

You REALLY want to see Maestro in his tight spandex facing off in the squared ring against me… also in my tight spandex?

Jesus Necro, seek help 😉

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maestro on 6 Oktober, 2006 um 0853 Uhr · in reply to: Vampire response to the Dawson College shootings #6448

see I wondered what the hell you were talking about… now I see how your saw it too…

I think comrade Necro should be called to trial to explain themselves 😉

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maestro on 5 Oktober, 2006 um 2255 Uhr · in reply to: VTK Virgin #6513

Hey there and welcome to VTK Ashella

I need to apologize for the briefness of my appearance in the chat, but the bot keeps pissing me off. I hope you’ll have a good time here and keep coming back even after you lost your virginity, on VTK these things just happen quickly 😉