thanks….but like Navre….I’d welcome some criticism….
Du hast dich bestimmt schon mal gefragt, warum der Bäcker an der Ecke, der Barista…
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TeilnehmerTeilnehmerlovewithdiamonds on 20061016 um 1314 Uhr · in reply to: How to Make A Weapon of Mass [Hamster] Destruction #6646For those too lazy to click the link above…I have posted the picture here…
Let’s see what you think of this as a weapon…. ❓
Teilnehmerthe solution to constantly constipated – eat more fibre….
Teilnehmerlovewithdiamonds on 20061016 um 1050 Uhr · in reply to: How to Make A Weapon of Mass [Hamster] Destruction #6644exactly why pengfuins ?
they’re a bit smelly to handle….
TeilnehmerNever heard of that show, but have head of Hulk Hogan – sounds horrific…
We also occasionally have re-reums of Three’s Company. Now that makes me want to puke.
Another thing that made me want to barf was, when totally bored and flipping through all 5 channels we have (I’m not a digital sattelite television subscriber) and I noticed that Dr Phil was on. And I caught myself looking at the clock to figure out how much of it I had missed. And then getting excited because I’d only missed like 5 mins.
And then I watched that crap and actually absorbed some of that bullshit. Thnkfully I blanked most of it out, but I remember getting particularly pissy when Dr Phil Dickface kept saying to this couple ‘own your anger’.
Man I just wanted to smash him.
Teilnehmerlovewithdiamonds on 20061015 um 1622 Uhr · in reply to: How to Make A Weapon of Mass [Hamster] Destruction #6642Nor are they by any stretch of the imagination sophisticated.
Teilnehmerlovewithdiamonds on 20061015 um 1621 Uhr · in reply to: How to Make A Weapon of Mass [Hamster] Destruction #6641Pigeons are too edgy and neurotic.
Likely to be volatile and self-destruct.Need a more stable weapon. Pigeons are not stable.
TeilnehmerOnly shitty ones it seems….our South African Broadcasting Company seems to like the following a LOT:
1.Walker Texas Ranger
2.Dallas and/or Passions
3. Oprah
4. Ricki Lake
5. Dr Phil
6. crappy infomercials
7. and badly written, badly acted South African soaps.Not cool.
TeilnehmerI do indeed like VTK Exhibitionist….and wish I’d read that instead of suggesting ‘Post Whore’….
But never mind – I suppose that can be the ranking to aspire to…500 posts later…I’m sure….
But thank you awfully for sorting my title out….
I rather like it…. 😉
TeilnehmerI get that sex is a concept that is relative, not absolute.
But relative as to Star Trek….for me, sex far outweighs Star Trek. It’s not even a question.
And I wouldn’t have to even think twice.I remember how much satisfication I got from the cancelation of Sci-Fi channel on SA tv – all they used to show was days….weeks….years of Star Trek re-runs….Boring boring boring…They shoulda called it Star Trek Channel, would have been a more accurate name…
TeilnehmerReally?
Could someone please explain the Star Trek attraction?
I mean, what’s so wonderful about it….I find it extremely dull…. 🙄TeilnehmerThe suggestino of ‘Post Whore’ was merely something moeant to be humorous. Nothing cynical or derogatory meant by it…..
Plus it way beats Very Unimpressed Old Fart…
500+ here we come….
TeilnehmerGlad to see the focus has been shifted back to wrestling and sex..that’s important that it be shifted away from Star Trek…
Star Trek vs Sex….
Surely there should be no competition?
TeilnehmerThat can be a ranking title thingum – for persons who have made more than like 250/300 posts – Post Whore?
I quite like the sonud of that…surely the novelty or having me as a Very Unimpressed Old Fart must have worn off by now?
PLEASE let it have worn off by now. PLEASE. ❗ ❗ 😯
TeilnehmerPost-whoring sounds fun…sign me up….. 😉 😆
TeilnehmerWelcome Sarah…
Hope you enjoy your time here…
And Necro – yes….I will throw your ass in jail, so watch yourself….. 🙄
Teilnehmerlovewithdiamonds on 20061014 um 0440 Uhr · in reply to: Paraskevidekatriaphobics – do you have it?? #6629Happy Day After Friday the 13th everyone…..hope everyone had a party last night….I had a fabulous time….
TeilnehmerGirl-on-girl oil wrestling conversation got changed to a conversation about Star Trek???
What is up with that? Am I the only one seeing something faulty with that… 😯 ❓
TeilnehmerOoooh….sounds hot…
Teilnehmerexplain to me how a hair dryer in the shower is a good idea??? ❓ 😯
Teilnehmeri suggest we try it more than once….i suggest we try it frequently…
TeilnehmerNaked pictures……hmmm…..never done that before….wouldn’t even know where to begin or what to do….. 😥 😯
Teilnehmerwell, glad you enjoyed… 🙄
TeilnehmerPatience is one of the many virtues I lack…. 😥
TeilnehmerThese days, safe sex isn’t just a good idea, it’s a matter of life and death. Here are some valuable tips to help you “play it safe”…
Do not blow dealers for crack; blow regular citizens for cash, then buy the crack directly.
Think about parents’ nude bodies during foreplay; resultant loss of erection will prevent potential unsafe sex.
Don’t fall for lines like, “God protects his servants in the clergy from harm.”
Do not, no matter how much peers may pressure you, allow anyone to get to third base with you.
Before unsafe sex, think to yourself what the kids will look like.
Make sure all open sores on penis have thoroughly dried and scabbed over before use.
When taking four cocks in the ass, make sure to have an equal amount of cock in your mouth to reduce the risk of CHI imbalance.
Before fellating anonymous man in back room of bar, be sure to ask, “You don’t have AIDS, do you?”
Douse penis liberally with D-Con roach spray before penetrating ape.
You CAN get it from kissing… tear out partner’s tongue before any mouth-to-mouth contact.
To prevent radiation exposure, use only lead-based condoms.
If you must engage in unsafe sex, take time out before hand to hope for the best.
Before the use of condoms, unroll completely and check for any holes.
TeilnehmerIt does indeed suck…
So…IO….When are we buttering your butt and calling you a biscuit?
TeilnehmerAaaah…I see.
Makes more sense now.
Here’s something else….
Reasons you won‘t win the local annual Halloween costume contest...After your roommate insisted on being the front legs, you began to suspect that a burrito dinner wasn’t such a good idea.
Your “Ally McBeal” barfed in the judge’s trick or treat bag.
The Nike swoosh — while obscene to some — is just not all that scary emblazoned on a white sheet.
“Hey! Blue dress with a stain and a cigar! Why didn’t I think of that??”
Somehow your Snoop Dog costume just didn’t go over that big at the Quayle house.
Your kindergarten students failed to see the humor in your “Road Kill Barney” costume.
Unlike thousands of other Monica look-alikes, the semen on your dress is not *really* the President’s semen.
Although your “Internal Bus Architecture of the Intel Celeron Chip” costume was a big hit with the other engineers at the office, things are different out in the real world.
You can’t get the zipper on your Bill Clinton costume to stay down.
In order to enter, you’d first have to log off the Internet — and pornography doesn’t just read itself, now does it?
Looks like “Viagra Man” will be spending Halloween in jail for indecent exposure.
Something in her eyes tells you there was an inherent flaw in your plan of dressing up as the hostess’s dead husband in order to get laid.
The Bride of Frankenstein had big, pointy hair and a small, round ass, not the other way around.
Your “Naked Linda Tripp” costume is actually more nauseating than scary.
Your “Yanni” costume got you beat up on the way to the party – four times.
Your Dirk Diggler costume is merely embarrassing now that your “Diggler” is stuck in the car door.
Your beret falls off every time you kneel.
Yellow Homer Simpson makeup? Check. Can of Homer Simpson “Duff Beer”? Check.
Homer Simpson pants? DOH!!!!No one can tell whether you came as Abe Vigoda or Marge Schott.
This year’s guest judge, Elizabeth Dole, has apparently never even *heard* of Marilyn Manson.
Much to your surprise, three other people came dressed as Nikola Tesla, father of alternating current.
The judges wrongly interpreted your “Liposuction By-product” costume as a “Bowl of Tapioca Pudding” costume.
The only song you knew to go with the costume was “Mammy,” and the judges at the NAACP party were not impressed.
*Nobody* likes a farting clown.
TeilnehmerLet me qualify that statement….
I’m pretty sure you cant get pregnant from back-door use ONLY.
I suppose it all boils down to your choice of contraception…
Me, I’ll stick with the Pill and condoms,…and not sticking it up my bum. 😉 😯
TeilnehmerAdmit what?
Exactly what am I addicted to?
If I’ve learnt one thing at Law School, it’s never admit/deny anything….just avoid… 🙄
Teilnehmeruhuh uhuh….. 😥 😥 😳