[maestro]

maestro on 20040724 um 1250 Uhr #277

this one is taken from the german forums:

Where can two (or more) people have even more fun than at home? 😈

[fannyfangs]

fannyfangs on 20051019 um 1053 Uhr #3028

out and about?

[maestro]

maestro on 20051020 um 1052 Uhr #3029

like where?

train, park, abandoned steel work…. something unconventional

you get the idea

[maestro]

maestro on 20051020 um 1528 Uhr #3030

you need us to tell you? wow… I feel for poor PornCat.

[maestro]

maestro on 20051020 um 1951 Uhr #3031

the lady is happy, no need to worry

i rather worry about yours if you show such a blatant lack of creativity 😈

[ashe]

ashe on 20051022 um 1114 Uhr #3032

Hmm.. well, the first place that popped into my head was an ice cream parlor. 😯 No joke. Although I don’t think the cold would be good for you boys..

[maestro]

maestro on 20051022 um 1430 Uhr #3033

that maybe not but the opportunities it gives make up for that 😉

[necromancerza]

necromancerza on 20051211 um 1429 Uhr #3034

Mmmm… I’ll share one of mine.
Here in Durban i went to a newyears party at a sugarcane plantation.
Had sex in the middle of the field (the leaves of sugarcane are like blades)
and got cut real well.
A lot of bugs made their way near my ass that night , but none of them lived to tell….
Good fuck though. ❗

[maestro]

maestro on 20051211 um 1439 Uhr #3035

open air rocks 😀

prefer bugless concrete or metal though, even if lying proved uncomfortable

[necromancerza]

necromancerza on 20051211 um 1528 Uhr #3036

Would you like to hear another one?

[maestro]

maestro on 20051211 um 1618 Uhr #3037

of course

you shall spread the filth while you’re here

[necromancerza]

necromancerza on 20051213 um 1318 Uhr #3038

Underneath some roads here , they have big stormwater pipes (more like tunnels).
In my younger years , I went down there with a girl and got pretty friendly with her 😉 .
I cant remember much of the details anymore , but as I recall I was very stiff ….. as she was the next morning .. hehehe.

(not the best place to do if but for a 15 year old getting laid .. it was perfect)
I rate location 6/10
The deed 5/10
😈

[viscious-vixen]

viscious-vixen on 20060108 um 1210 Uhr #3039

Hmm…Abandoned warehouse…. complete with bottomless wellpit

Using necro’s rating:

Deed : 8/10
Position : 4/10
Fun ratio : 10/10 😈

[navre]

navre on 20060108 um 1234 Uhr #3040

ahh well im shure this to most will not seem as interesting as some others but seenings as such a thing is / was made availible to me on occasion once or twice i shall put it down here,…..

Back seat of a patrol car…” A.K.A police crusier ” All I have to say is that it is very difficult to make out in the back seat of a car when there is a cage seperating the back seat from the front seat…..all the while your supposed to be doing the whole protect serve buissness,..
at 0200 on a boring wensday morning….and yes it invloved two MP’s and we each carry two sets of hand cuffs….

[maestro]

maestro on 20060108 um 1345 Uhr #3041

The rest of the armed world always wonders what crawled up your MP guys asses and died there and now you come up with such a story! what the hell! 😈

How naughty can it get? 😉

[navre]

navre on 20060108 um 1353 Uhr #3042

A true gentle man never revels his conquests….and I am only slightly inclined so I’ll anstaine from all the naughty details…

[necromancerza]

necromancerza on 20060108 um 1419 Uhr #3043

A true gentle man never revels his conquests….

True gentleman .. 😯 Where ❓

[erosenthanitos]

erosenthanitos on 20060124 um 1509 Uhr #3044

@Navre wrote:

A true gentle man never revels his conquests….and I am only slightly inclined so I’ll anstaine from all the naughty details…

..i wont say where, but i will say that cyber space is the perfect place to share your conquests….after all we never are who we say we are….and anyways…..you started the story…so finish it 🙂 ……even if it is real bad…im sure we can all stand alittle x rated material…..else we wouldnt be in the “sex” forum….. 😉
-chains

[navre]

navre on 20060124 um 1516 Uhr #3045

Is that a challange, do i see before me a gauntlet poised to strike my cheek?
careful what you wish for….rule number one is dont ask if you dont want to know,…..

[necromancerza]

necromancerza on 20060125 um 1552 Uhr #3046

….after all we never are who we say we are….

😯 What ❓ Am I the only honest person on the web ❓
(be yourself … but be choosy on the information you divulge to others)
So who are you if you are not who you say you are ?
I am me … but if that’s a lie, then I don’t know myself 😡

PS.. have you introduced yourself ?
At least give us some info about the fake you…
(I will never believe a word you say henceforth 😉 )

[lady_demornay]

lady_demornay on 20060125 um 2120 Uhr #3047

Thank you Nec … no, sadly I am who I say I am without certain bits of info that may get me stalked or otherwise affect my life. That’s why I can chat on the phone with people I meet on the net, cause generally I feel like there’s no reason to hide a bunch of stuff … I’ve had enough crap in my life without the knowledge that I couldn’t make any friends because I am really a big huge 65 year old man pretending to be a 26 year old ruler of the universe. Hey I never said I wasn’t delusional, only honest. And last time I checked I was a 26 year old ruler of the universe, disguised as a goth princess.

And I agree with necromancerza, intro your fake self (or even your real one if you are so inclined :wink:) and prove you’re not just on here to hang around in the sex forums and listen to Nav’s sex stories… LOL Believe me, I love porn as much as you do however at least these people know I’m a perv and expect it because they actually know me….. they know I am an egotistical, sadistical, preverted, self-serving beeotch…. (just like Nec lmfao)… that’s the real me. Your turn.

And once that’s done, please Nav, we are all intrigued to know a few of these things… as one of those who is who they say they are, I know you’re a gentleman and all that but you’re a perverted one too… LOL C’mon, I’m bored, get on with it…. 😈

~Sid

[navre]

navre on 20060126 um 1033 Uhr #3048

well as Vixen was ever so kind enough to point out I like most here am not a true gentleman, I merly have moments of,….Discrestion and genrally it always happens around this topic, so ill just have to leave you with the thought of what exactly is possible with four sets of handcuffs, and a spot in the woods where no one and I do mean no one is likely to find you at 2 in the morning….I leave it to your dirty little imaginations on this one…”with the exception of an actual challange from the person who might have issued it in the first place.

Na`vre

[necromancerza]

necromancerza on 20060126 um 1148 Uhr #3049

I reserve the right to not comment … but I decline that right 😀
I don’t believe you Navre, prove is with pics … hehehe 😈

[thecountess]

thecountess on 20060130 um 0329 Uhr #3050

Hmmm well I am not afraid to admit my sins so here goes a short list of places that were unconventional.

Paris Subway rush hour

On horseback during a fox hunt

The Roman Coliseum **in the section where the gladators were kept**

Surfboard

During the lightshow at the Acropolis in Athens Greece

On a balcony on Bourbon Street during Marti Gras

8)

[nocturum]

nocturum on 20060214 um 1216 Uhr #3051

my best place ever was about 7am in front of the high school in a car as people are walking by all the time.

[lovewithdiamonds]

lovewithdiamonds on 20060215 um 1539 Uhr #3052

@Navre wrote:

A true gentle man never revels his conquests….and I am only slightly inclined so I’ll anstaine from all the naughty details…

true gentleman tells details but doesnt name names….. that’s really being discreet….

[lovewithdiamonds]

lovewithdiamonds on 20060215 um 1546 Uhr #3053

i like sex in shopping malls – so in between all the shopping (one of my favrit things) i can take a sex break (another of my favrit things) – and while it can prove a bit of a challenge finding somewhere for you and your man to have a quickie, wijth another girl its so much easier – change rooms are the best, esp with surround mirrors…..

[necromancerza]

necromancerza on 20060217 um 1125 Uhr #3054

Yes .. dwl .. i know how this story goes ..
First sex .. and then he has to take you shopping
and empty his wallet .

[necromancerza]

necromancerza on 20060217 um 1129 Uhr #3055

Public toilets anyone ? Come on .. show of hands ..
I only have 3 public toilet engagements under my belt.
All clean toilets
Sex rating … allways above 7
But – 1 for unmanuvrability .. 🙁 – thise things are so small.
Beach public showers ( not outside ones) rate better.

[lovewithdiamonds]

lovewithdiamonds on 20060218 um 0236 Uhr #3056

@necromancerza wrote:

Yes .. dwl .. i know how this story goes ..
First sex .. and then he has to take you shopping
and empty his wallet .

I dont spend my man’s money – that’s not what I’m like…. and implying that my sexual favours can be bought….. that’s real nice.

Only man’s money that I spend is daddy’s. And he’s only but too happy to spoil his only daughter.

[necromancerza]

necromancerza on 20060218 um 0318 Uhr #3057

my sexual favours can be bought….

Oh well …. there goes my chance 👿

[lovewithdiamonds]

lovewithdiamonds on 20060218 um 0832 Uhr #3058

necro – that’s the lamest thing i’ve heard all day… you of all people know exactly what your chances are…. or are not….

[maestro]

maestro on 20060218 um 1100 Uhr #3059

@DiamondsWithLove wrote:

…. and implying that my sexual favours can be bought….. that’s real nice.

you´re female, right

i rest my case. 😈

[lovewithdiamonds]

lovewithdiamonds on 20060218 um 1108 Uhr #3060

Everything has it’s price, that’s true…. but when there’s nothing any man can buy me that I cant buy myself or daddy cant buy me…..then there’s no way I would need to ‘sell’ my sexual favours, as it were…. Furthermore – its a two-way street…..you give me what I want sexually, and lots of it..and I’ll do the same – there doesnt have to be any actual currency involved…or even anything of material value…

[necromancerza]

necromancerza on 20060219 um 0343 Uhr #3061

you give me what I want sexually, and lots of it..

I could not have said that better 😈

[lovewithdiamonds]

lovewithdiamonds on 20060223 um 1208 Uhr #3062

necro – and what would your wants be?

[necromancerza]

necromancerza on 20060223 um 1430 Uhr #3063

Does someone openly and willingly ask me what my wants are 😯
😈
Remember rule no one …. dont ask if you dont want to know 😉

[lovewithdiamonds]

lovewithdiamonds on 20060223 um 1446 Uhr #3064

As some apparently important person once said in some important book or another – “Ask and it shall be given unto you….”

[necromancerza]

necromancerza on 20060309 um 1405 Uhr #3065

you give me what I want sexually, and lots of it..

I stick to this statemant 😉

[lovewithdiamonds]

lovewithdiamonds on 20060311 um 0359 Uhr #3066

that still leaves my question unanswered….

[viscious-vixen]

viscious-vixen on 20060728 um 0221 Uhr #3067

Well.. There’s a new side of Navre I had never seen.

Honoured.

[lovewithdiamonds]

lovewithdiamonds on 20060903 um 1047 Uhr #3068

back to the actualy topic of the post – unconventional places to have sex’…

I’ve always wanted to have sex in an airport….never maind the plane it’self,,,that’s cliche….but the airport – there’s cameras and heavy security everywhere. The risk factor for getting caught is very high. I like that.