Most of us rivetheads know the problem: your girl’s PVC stuff looks fine, but somehow delegates you to carry all her unnecessary garbage in your camo pants. “You’ve got all the pockets!”
Not anymore! Tactical Corsets.com offer the latest in mil-spec tactical assault corsetry, featuring MOLLE modular pouch attachment webbing and self-adjustable quick-release buckles (which are actually unnecessary since we never want to see you girls without that thing again, anyway)
Just think of the possibilities! Actually you don’t have to – here they are:
Reminds me of my time in Vietnam. Hanoi’s Hilton really sucked.