While our inconspicuous semi-detached HQ bunker in Germany gives us quite some suburban cover story, what the Maestromobile leaves of the garage is simply not enough space to house a Q-branch style VTK tech shop, outfitting our ninja agents with the latest self-inflammatory iphones.
In what can only be called a fateful coincidence, BT is selling a Mile of London Tunnels – for a pretty modest $7.4m. Please send your donations to sales@vampyres.tk , thank you
“For sale: a vast tunnel complex in central London. Former tenants include Britain’s secret service, the famous hot line between America and the Soviet Union during the cold war and 400 tons of government documents. […] the complex still has a bar and two canteens, not in use, and a billiard room, not to mention functioning water and electricity supplies.
The tunnels were built during World War II as bomb shelters for about 8,000 people and were designed to allow them to survive for five weeks shut off from the outside world. “
The old saying “what’s good for Military Intelligence should also be suitable for vampyres.tk” fully applies here – once we hired some strippers, got rid of that 70’s orange and all those pesky people knowing the exact location we can go back to what we always do:
Hijack some nuclear weapons and hold the world hostage!
