Second shot at new VTK HQ
Alright. Due to the overwhelmingly heartbreaking feat of all VTK members working together, like a band of brothers spreading over continents, not divided by race, age or musical preference, our fundraiser for a secret VTK lair in the London underground saw you generously donate a grand total of ...nothing?. Well thanks guys, it's nice to be appreciated.
But forget all the babble of the past, what good is the largest nuclear fallout shelter turned table dance goth club in the world when we can have a Titan-1 missile base! This one also comes in cheaper at only a paltry $1,5m: Terms: $300,000 down; Balance @ 7% interest only; 3 year balloon
Imagine, if we combine our efforts we can do so much more! With 3 missile silos per base we could
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- Move Burning Man to our place
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- Build a warp ship to lure all the Vulcan chicks
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- Lay waste to Gelsenkirchen
- and still hold the world hostage!
Interested parties may send their paypal donations to sales@vampyres.tk
And don't even dare asking us to reset your password ever again if you're too cheap to donate this time
