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Rar. Where's the beer?

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#1 · 26 Mai, 2004, 0346
Zitat von maestro am 26 Mai, 2004, 0346 Uhr

M, how's tricks ? what have I missed?

Found my way to the lovely goth totty,but after that it all went downhill, read a bit of the encylopedia, but without cute chicks in eyeliner, well, I'll be honest, I struggled.

Nice new layout though.

Oh, and I'm having a Barrel-load-o'-Goff-Totty (tm) shipped over to you, I've no use for them now, am a married man.

Rar.

Right, Caffeine is kicking in, time to look like I'm doing work.


M, how's tricks ? what have I missed?

Found my way to the lovely goth totty,but after that it all went downhill, read a bit of the encylopedia, but without cute chicks in eyeliner, well, I'll be honest, I struggled.

Nice new layout though.

Oh, and I'm having a Barrel-load-o'-Goff-Totty (tm) shipped over to you, I've no use for them now, am a married man.

Rar.

Right, Caffeine is kicking in, time to look like I'm doing work.

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#2 · 26 Mai, 2004, 0939
Zitat von maestro am 26 Mai, 2004, 0939 Uhr

Hey man, ltns!

Well basically you missed nothing, you see the desolate state of the forums..

Thanks for the layout compliments - i hope at least that might bring us some people, figured out the manga thing wouldnt have worked ;)

Married? YOU?! omg.
to quote top gun: " a million hearts will break tonight" - and it comes even worse for them as i'm also off the market for 6 months now ( my lovely porncat roams VTK once in a while, too ), thanks for the totty anyway.

The encyclodpedia is kinda the "content" part of the website - it does seem like people wont get the meaning of a "vampyre site" as a site for vampyres but always look for a site about vampyres to hang out on - what in my eyes can be the only cause some other websites we know might get any people at all. 8)
I'm filling it with porn in the near future, for now i only collected various phrases and stuff - considering to do the same with fetish and other subcultures, too, whatcha think?

work? well i can set up a new theme for you so vtk looks like a news site on your puter :P

good to see you back, hope we wont have another year until your next visit :twisted:


Hey man, ltns!

Well basically you missed nothing, you see the desolate state of the forums..

Thanks for the layout compliments - i hope at least that might bring us some people, figured out the manga thing wouldnt have worked ;)

Married? YOU?! omg.
to quote top gun: " a million hearts will break tonight" - and it comes even worse for them as i'm also off the market for 6 months now ( my lovely porncat roams VTK once in a while, too ), thanks for the totty anyway.

The encyclodpedia is kinda the "content" part of the website - it does seem like people wont get the meaning of a "vampyre site" as a site for vampyres but always look for a site about vampyres to hang out on - what in my eyes can be the only cause some other websites we know might get any people at all. 8)
I'm filling it with porn in the near future, for now i only collected various phrases and stuff - considering to do the same with fetish and other subcultures, too, whatcha think?

work? well i can set up a new theme for you so vtk looks like a news site on your puter :P

good to see you back, hope we wont have another year until your next visit :twisted:

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#3 · 26 Mai, 2004, 1039
Zitat von maestro am 26 Mai, 2004, 1039 Uhr

Nice to see you haven't given up. Just keep with it M, more and more sign up and even if they only post once in a blue moon it still means overall more posts per day/week, etc..

Ahhh, yes, Pornkat. God knows why, you make the poor love tramp around in the snow. Still, nice to see some good old fashioned "look, just do as I say bitch" loyalty about. *grin* Most shocking to see she doesn't look like you bagged her by hanging around the school gates, obviously you have a new tactic for pulling women. Is this an example of the Maestro pasion wagon's pulling power?

Yes married. It rocked, I rocked, She rocked. An american though, so am patiently waiting while she moves to sunny (mwhahaha) manchester. We have the visa, so she pretty much just has to sell the house. Think we'll end up back there though, fell in love with Baton Rouge / New Orleans.

I just did my usual, stuck around 'till everyone got pissed and left in case I was causing too much trouble... so I'm back for a while ... well until I start pissing folks off again.

Anyhow, congrats on the cute lady, may you both continue to romp happily in the snow, am stil lseeing no sign of beer though....


Nice to see you haven't given up. Just keep with it M, more and more sign up and even if they only post once in a blue moon it still means overall more posts per day/week, etc..

Ahhh, yes, Pornkat. God knows why, you make the poor love tramp around in the snow. Still, nice to see some good old fashioned "look, just do as I say bitch" loyalty about. *grin* Most shocking to see she doesn't look like you bagged her by hanging around the school gates, obviously you have a new tactic for pulling women. Is this an example of the Maestro pasion wagon's pulling power?

Yes married. It rocked, I rocked, She rocked. An american though, so am patiently waiting while she moves to sunny (mwhahaha) manchester. We have the visa, so she pretty much just has to sell the house. Think we'll end up back there though, fell in love with Baton Rouge / New Orleans.

I just did my usual, stuck around 'till everyone got pissed and left in case I was causing too much trouble... so I'm back for a while ... well until I start pissing folks off again.

Anyhow, congrats on the cute lady, may you both continue to romp happily in the snow, am stil lseeing no sign of beer though....

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#4 · 26 Mai, 2004, 1125
Zitat von maestro am 26 Mai, 2004, 1125 Uhr

yea i'm trying to stay patient, at least the volume of posts allows me to answer every one of them yet ;)

As for the cat, she's the first girl i'm actually not bored with after some days....i kinda fear i found my match in beeing a mercyless ass ;) Even though her look might lure you into thinking she is somewhere near innocence i can tell you the only thing you should care about when you pissed her off is not about her, but about how fast you can run.

On the other hand and her beeing an older girl with a more strict education the "do as i say bitch" DOES work, if applied at the right time, preferably before her beeing sexually satisfied.
By her claim sex is also what attracted her ( besides my eyes of course :roll: ) ...but honestly i still think it's only the car 8)

My congrats for beeing married dude! I sure think she rocks, otherwise she couldnt have become your wife :D - as for the place, well staying in manchaster will increase your goffiness by an added paleness factor - but thats a thing for you to discuss


yea i'm trying to stay patient, at least the volume of posts allows me to answer every one of them yet ;)

As for the cat, she's the first girl i'm actually not bored with after some days....i kinda fear i found my match in beeing a mercyless ass ;) Even though her look might lure you into thinking she is somewhere near innocence i can tell you the only thing you should care about when you pissed her off is not about her, but about how fast you can run.

On the other hand and her beeing an older girl with a more strict education the "do as i say bitch" DOES work, if applied at the right time, preferably before her beeing sexually satisfied.
By her claim sex is also what attracted her ( besides my eyes of course :roll: ) ...but honestly i still think it's only the car 8)

My congrats for beeing married dude! I sure think she rocks, otherwise she couldnt have become your wife :D - as for the place, well staying in manchaster will increase your goffiness by an added paleness factor - but thats a thing for you to discuss

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#5 · 26 Mai, 2004, 1131
Zitat von maestro am 26 Mai, 2004, 1131 Uhr

bored with after some days

*g* too true. heh.

but honestly i still think it's only the car

and the promise of eternal life together up in castle von maestro. *g*

at least the volume of posts allows me to answer every one of them

true, but I quite like the idea of little maestro minions answering your mail for you with "maestro" stamps much like santa's elves.[/quote]


bored with after some days

*g* too true. heh.

but honestly i still think it's only the car

and the promise of eternal life together up in castle von maestro. *g*

at least the volume of posts allows me to answer every one of them

true, but I quite like the idea of little maestro minions answering your mail for you with "maestro" stamps much like santa's elves.

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#6 · 26 Mai, 2004, 1135
Zitat von maestro am 26 Mai, 2004, 1135 Uhr

yea i considered that too but figured once the site would be big enough those minions would employ themselves automatically :P


yea i considered that too but figured once the site would be big enough those minions would employ themselves automatically :P

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#7 · 26 Mai, 2004, 1143
Zitat von maestro am 26 Mai, 2004, 1143 Uhr

by the way
beer s

cheers!


by the way
beer s

cheers!

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#8 · 27 Mai, 2004, 0432
Zitat von maestro am 27 Mai, 2004, 0432 Uhr

in return for sexual favours, of course :twisted:


in return for sexual favours, of course :twisted:

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#9 · 27 Mai, 2004, 2108
Zitat von maestro am 27 Mai, 2004, 2108 Uhr

well thats what the female minions will be there for

and they'll have different ranks based on ordeals passed, like to go from °I to °II they gotta do some evil jackass-like things


well thats what the female minions will be there for

and they'll have different ranks based on ordeals passed, like to go from °I to °II they gotta do some evil jackass-like things

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