Zitat von lovewithdiamonds am 27 Februar, 2006, 1208 Uhr

Thought for the day:

When I play rock/paper/scissors, I understand that scissors can beat
paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there's no f*%king way
paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" rock,
rendering it immobile?

Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors?

Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of
notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take
notes in class?... I'll tell you why-- BECAUSE PAPER CAN'T BEAT ANYBODY!
A rock would tear that sh*t up in 2 seconds.

When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when
somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I punch them in the
face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh sh*t, I'm sorry. I
thought paper would protect you?"