"No vampires at our school" says headmistress

Zitat von maestro am 30 März, 2009, 1732 UhrReports of teenage vampire hooker infestation at Boston Latin School are greatly exaggerated. And so is your mom.
Quoth boston.com:
"Teta and Boston public school officials declined to elaborate on what triggered the unusual message. They did, however, adamantly offer assurances that no one at the school has been hurt, arrested - or bitten.
"The headmaster believes that the outrageous rumors had reached a point where she had to say something to families to ensure that all students felt safe and respected," said Chris Horan, School Department spokesman."
You hear it people, cancel those flights and leave your candy in the jar, no fishes to lure here. We all know teachers would never lie to us. Also, a respectable expert in the field of gothic porn vampirism is already on the way for firsthand examination.
See you soon gentlemen, i've got a plane to board
Reports of teenage vampire hooker infestation at Boston Latin School are greatly exaggerated. And so is your mom.
Quoth boston.com:
"Teta and Boston public school officials declined to elaborate on what triggered the unusual message. They did, however, adamantly offer assurances that no one at the school has been hurt, arrested - or bitten.
"The headmaster believes that the outrageous rumors had reached a point where she had to say something to families to ensure that all students felt safe and respected," said Chris Horan, School Department spokesman."
You hear it people, cancel those flights and leave your candy in the jar, no fishes to lure here. We all know teachers would never lie to us. Also, a respectable expert in the field of gothic porn vampirism is already on the way for firsthand examination.
See you soon gentlemen, i've got a plane to board
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