Through a tough wank in a weak moment Maddox obviously convinced some back door book publisher to bring out his book, the Alphabet of Manliness which will serve countless web dorks as replacement for any mentionable amount of dick size.
If you happen to have no penis either, go to Amazon and check out what the one eyed among the blind has to say about photoshopping a manly expression into a picture of your ass.
I require everyone of those skirt wearing mascara fags to get a copy and live by it.
