[nightseeka]

nightseeka on 20040218 um 1255 Uhr #178

has anyone ever wondered what it would be like to be either a potato, a chicken, a penguin or a pineapple?
Just askin
NightSeeka :whip:

[porncat]

porncat on 20040219 um 0824 Uhr #1979

sometimes …..:twisted: 😉

[maestro]

maestro on 20040219 um 0844 Uhr #1980

as a potato you’Re hiding in the ground praying to not be found by anyone inclined to eat you

as a pineapple same rules apply above the ground

as a chicken your chances are close to zero anyway.

so my guess would be that we’d be best off beeing reincarnated as the violent predatory beeing known as penguin.
besides they look cute and cuddly and stuff 😉

[imported_noodle]

imported_noodle on 20040219 um 1127 Uhr #1981

@NightSeeka wrote:

has anyone ever wondered what it would be like to be either a potato, a chicken, a penguin or a pineapple?
Just askin
NightSeeka :whip:

I think being a potato would be best… Everyone loves a potato.

[nightseeka]

nightseeka on 20040219 um 1358 Uhr #1982

hrmm, some pretty sweet thinkin guys. Personally i’d prefer to b a chicken. i wanna no wot it feels like to be able to run round without a head.
NightSeeka
:whip:

[maestro]

maestro on 20040219 um 1916 Uhr #1983

hm…now you got me wondering too..

I would probably ask my exgirlfriend for first hand information about how a brainless chick with no meaning left in her life feels but i fear opening a door for further unwanted conversation where a stainless steel wall and a minefield should be.

* goes to play with his new gf *

[porncat]

porncat on 20040220 um 0803 Uhr #1984

when i have to decide what i can be than i want be a black widdow …….
8)

first sex and than you eat thats a perfekt life i think 😈

[nightseeka]

nightseeka on 20040222 um 1611 Uhr #1985

ya, bein a chicken kinda sucks compared to a black widow. Thing is tho, is
it worth bein summat ur totally scared of, when it’d b a pretty cool livin. No wot i mean??? 😕

NightSeeka
:whip:

[porncat]

porncat on 20040223 um 1443 Uhr #1986

probably yes…… 😉

but what the hell is “summat ” i dont know this word ???????????? 😈
thank you for the explanation 😀

[nightseeka]

nightseeka on 20040223 um 1449 Uhr #1987

summat = something

NightSeeka
:whip:

[porncat]

porncat on 20040223 um 1502 Uhr #1988

thanks 🙂

why do you think that i am afraid of spiders ??? 8)

[maestro]

maestro on 20040223 um 1557 Uhr #1989

because they’re disgusting little evildoers :spider:

in fact i know they’re plotting things out there in my garden at this very moment 😕

but i’m prepared! hear that motherfuckers?! :sniper:

[porncat]

porncat on 20040223 um 1635 Uhr #1990

😕 ähm why do you shoot them isnt it easier to lay down flypaper around your bed ? 😈 or better call for the marines 😈 8)

[nightseeka]

nightseeka on 20040224 um 0833 Uhr #1991

i wasnt sayin u were afriad of spiders, i was admiting my own fear 😳
sowry Nuntia.
Spiders are evil and maestro is right. theyr all plottin to take over the world
and to make it theirs. and the teletubbies work for the spiders and the world
is goin to end up full of teletubby-spiders tht go round eatin ppl! 💡

NightSeeka
:whip:

[porncat]

porncat on 20040225 um 0832 Uhr #1992

… 8) ..hmmmm and ernie & bert are the leaders ❓ 😈

[nightseeka]

nightseeka on 20040225 um 1237 Uhr #1993

Nah, theyr too busy ‘playing’with eachother….unless.thats a cover up,
and they really are the leaders…. ooooo the confusion. theyr all out to get us!!!!!! 😯

NightSeeka
:whip:

😳 i think im gettin scared 😳

[porncat]

porncat on 20040226 um 0620 Uhr #1994

when they come its your fault 👿
they can smell your fear 😈 😉

[nightseeka]

nightseeka on 20040226 um 1027 Uhr #1995

eek! sorry
*tries to hide fear* 😳

NightSeeka
:whip:

[porncat]

porncat on 20040226 um 1154 Uhr #1996

hm…. i think we should persuade “them” to visit maestro at first 8)
then we have enough time to look for a really good shelter 😈

when you love me , you will die for me babe 😈 😉

:spider:

[nightseeka]

nightseeka on 20040226 um 1305 Uhr #1997

hehehe i like the way you think :evil2:

[maestro]

maestro on 20040226 um 1537 Uhr #1998

my love is pretty conditional, at least in connection with spider-related stuff 😈

*locks the garden door with nuntia outside*

[nightseeka]

nightseeka on 20040226 um 1604 Uhr #1999

thats pretty mean…you goin to give nuntia a weapon at least?

[maestro]

maestro on 20040226 um 1613 Uhr #2000

she doesn’t need weapons when she’s fighting with me either :p

[porncat]

porncat on 20040227 um 0527 Uhr #2001

exactly maes 😆
to use a weapon when i`m fighting with you is unnecessary and waste 😈

you know what i mean weakchick? :vamp:
i will show you this weekend how to beg for your death 😈
*decided to make a contract with the spider-teletubbies* 8)

[maestro]

maestro on 20040227 um 0815 Uhr #2002

hehe

so you said “waaait, i give up!” just to hear your own voice again once in a while?
i guess so, all your whimmering and whining became very monotonous already..

*sends out henchmen to go after the spiders in preemptive strike*

[porncat]

porncat on 20040227 um 0836 Uhr #2003

:spider: hmmmm is it your fear that i smell ❓ 😈
oh yes it is,and is it your body that shakes ❓ 😈
so it should be when you want argue with me my little lad 8)

*open maes gardendoor to let her new friends in *

[maestro]

maestro on 20040227 um 1017 Uhr #2004

bitch 😛

*activates VTK command shelters’ intrusion alert and watches the autofire gatling guns do their job*

[nightseeka]

nightseeka on 20040227 um 1229 Uhr #2005

*watches in amusement* this brings back good memories. theres nowt like a good argument. 😆

[maestro]

maestro on 20040228 um 1200 Uhr #2006

oh well

you could have even more fun by trying to bring some of the tons of other arguments on this website back to life

invite your friends! 😀

actually this is no site for vampirism but for bashing the shit out of each other 🙄 👿

[nightseeka]

nightseeka on 20040228 um 1206 Uhr #2007

i shall spread the word 😉

[porncat]

porncat on 20040229 um 0830 Uhr #2008

hey sweet maestro your BITCH has got a present for you 😈

*sends 4 A6 intruder to the VTK commando shelters *
best wishes judas

[maestro]

maestro on 20040229 um 1558 Uhr #2009

you may consider to send search and rescue teams after our F-14s did what they’ve been bought for 😀

[porncat]

porncat on 20040301 um 1054 Uhr #2010

and …………?????????????
you know that its only fun and not real maestrodarling ?!or should i phone your doc once again ?

HRHRHRHRHRHRHRHR 😯 😈

[maestro]

maestro on 20040301 um 1459 Uhr #2011

don’t get personal just because you lost 😉

[porncat]

porncat on 20040302 um 0820 Uhr #2012

your right i should not be personal …
but you false i never loose
read it from my lips

NEVER EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!
let the games beginn ……
* nuntia is going to wrap your car (?) in toiletpaper*