[maestro]

maestro on 20061206 um 1233 Uhr #923

There is nothing in the world quite like frozen pizza. Ramen is sufficiently awesome if you need an instant food fix, premade sandwiches are great for eating on the highway in the morning while using the other hand to honk away the freaking idiot blocking the left lane , yet the only real “shops are closed because noone forces the unemployed to work at night” food is pizza.

What a rejoice it is to find that last tuna disc in your fridge in the middle of the night, ready to be devoured in few minutes totally without having to deal with the nonsense babble of the only kebab man open at 3 am. Cause i don’t give a shit about his cellphone.

[insidedistuo]

insidedistuo on 20061206 um 1556 Uhr #7017

I agree pizza is the best.. the next is mac and cheese… I love to eat them
cheap and easy… dosent interfere with tv or partying…LOL 8)
IO

[withdrawalfx]

withdrawalfx on 20061216 um 0744 Uhr #7018

as a belgian, I really like our fries (they’re not french, as many yanks seem to think, they’re belgian!)

we’ve actually got special fritshops who specialise in frit and assorted meats and burgers, but not like that goddamn mcdonalds.

I love it sooooo much (‘m addicted… junkfood junky aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!)

whenever any of you lot visit belgium, go eat fries at a “frituur” with mayo or ketchup or something with a boulet (sort of meatball) or frikandel or whatever. you’ll love it! and wash it down with jupiler! (our beer rules as well).

god I love all-night fritshops :p

[maestro]

maestro on 20061216 um 1041 Uhr #7019

So the dutch assimilated all your food? They’re as famous as one can become for inventing the frikandel over here.

Belgian beer rocks, i like Judas and Satan which are the most famous belgian beers here, probably just because of the name – and who also nicely extinguish the fire of chili beer in that 130 beers bar i sometimes end up in. Never drank Jupiler though, so that’s planned for next thursday.

[navre]

navre on 20061216 um 1109 Uhr #7020

Yank…..??? damn the english dialect. American. ” ok mini rant over” anyways fries.. what is it with europes obsession with fries…. there not the greatest thing ever you know. and mayo blech….. the only good fry is a spicy cajun fry. now belgian beer is good so is the german stuff but all that pales in comparison to irish beer. and ill take one of those kepahps M nothing is better drunk food cept aybe doing to the greek returant round the corrner and getting the real thing but damn those corner stands are good

[maestro]

maestro on 20061216 um 1134 Uhr #7021

I agree with kebap beeing great, but in times when everyone got ripped off by an arabic car dealer at least once, people like to settle to food coming from a friendly neighbour they know and trust and preferably were at least several times at war with – it just makes the food taste that more like coming from the heart.

[navre]

navre on 20061216 um 1801 Uhr #7022

@maestro wrote:

and preferably were at least several times at war with – it just makes the food taste that more like coming from the heart.

at war with several times, you know what about those you personaly shot at once or twice.
when I was living in germany a bit ago there was a place we loved to go he had the best Kehpab in the world and possibly germany and his kurdish pizza was in fact the shyt that killed elvis. But we ” my fellow members of uncles Sam’s club” swear he was a fegging terrorist he openly talked about how the bombings of the trade towers was a good thing right in front of us. ” but I digress this is not the point im trying to make” point is while back in the states we used to talk about how we would given the propper motivation be willing to kill for one of his kehpabs simply because you can’t get that kind of food in the states, least not at home or where we were. I think we were going through with drawls er something like that

[maestro]

maestro on 20061216 um 1823 Uhr #7023

I’d say fried banana peanut butter sandwiches had at least somewhat to do with Mr. Presley’s goodbye to the world, too. But what a most pleasant culinary way of suicide they are!

I was a big fan of kebap back when they were still sold for about 5 Marks, then they went up to 3-4 euros and i got pretty pissed. If one had told me they’d go down again to €1,50 i’d probably have laughed out loud, but today i’m rather worried about what crap they put in there to be able to offer them for next to nothing.
I wouldn’t wonder if 50% of all kebap booths are money laundering machines these days.

[robc666]

robc666 on 20061227 um 1634 Uhr #7024

I got this little recipie from my girlfriend when she was pregnant. A jar of peanut butter placed in the microwave for about four minutes, take some french toast and pour the runny butter over it. Add a sprinkling of caster sugar and devour with a shot of absinthe.
The best beer in the world is Desporados, beer with a shot of tequila, yummy.
On the advice of my laywers: Caution, if you have a heart attack from the above sandwich you can’t blame me. You have been warned!

[maestro]

maestro on 20061227 um 1711 Uhr #7025

I’ll set it on my list of stuff to try anyway. Right next to naked parachute jumping

[robc666]

robc666 on 20061227 um 1930 Uhr #7026

Naked parachute jumping while eating a melted peanut butter sandwitch sound like fun. It’d be hard but not immposible.

[maestro]

maestro on 20061227 um 2000 Uhr #7027

Yet i wouldn’t like to think about the effects on digestion at hundreds of feet.

On the other side no idea was ever really briliant if it didn’t harm innocent bystanders.
And shooting vomit around like a vietnam-era helicopter gunship while strafing the next pedestrian area sounds like something that lacks only Wagner music to become an unerasable moment in history.

da dada daaaaaa daa
da dada daaaaaaaaa daaa …

[robc666]

robc666 on 20061227 um 2021 Uhr #7028

Genius.
You could even have a crazed officer saying i love the smell of vomit in the morning and maybe some bystanders crying about the horror of naked parachute vomiting.
In fact, lets take take it one step farther and start using it as a means of settiling differnces between nations. Instead of war we have extreme vomiting.
Swimming with the sharks while being violently ill, or perhaps bungee pucking; sounds like a whole heep of fun to me.

[necromancerza]

necromancerza on 20061228 um 0339 Uhr #7029

Have you two been watching too much Gore Porn again? 😯
My puking days are reserved for those days where i`m sick at home, and have something to aim at. Puking and falling will only get you a face full of puke.
Now if one was to build a septic tank into a Hercules (plane) and dump its load over a small country .. now that would be fun. 😈

[robc666]

robc666 on 20061228 um 1330 Uhr #7030

That all depends on the country getting splatter by crap. If it lands on my house i will hold you personally responsible 😆

[maestro]

maestro on 20061228 um 2111 Uhr #7031

Any and all flying crap will be immediately patrioted out of our airspace, that’s part of our constitution