Zitat von viscious-vixen am 29 März, 2006, 1139 Uhr

It's rare to get good humor these days....

From a selected website I'm pulling off a few which tickle my fancy. Enjoy :

Frisbeetarianism is the philosophy that when you die, your soul goes up on a roof and gets stuck.

The planet is fine, the people are fucked.

I recently heard about a mass murderer who killed seventeen people in three days... they say he was a loner. Well, of course he was. He apparently killed everyone he came in contact with!

- George Carlin

Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master.

- Emo Phillips

I like to tell people I have the heart of a small boy. Then I say it's in a jar on my desk.

- Stephen King

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.

- Solomn Short

Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians.

- Unknown