[sxcbitch]

sxcbitch on 20061219 um 2000 Uhr #955

*If you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn?

*Is it ok to use the AM radio after noon?

*What do you call a male lady bug?

*When a dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it.

*Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

*Why you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?

*Why there are floatation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?

*Have you ever imagined the world without hypothectical situations?

[maestro]

maestro on 20061219 um 2224 Uhr #7120

no.

[redragon]

redragon on 20061220 um 0503 Uhr #7121

Some of those, I have indeed thought about… meh

[ashiri]

ashiri on 20061222 um 1024 Uhr #7122

i have never thought about any of those but it does make the mind wonder dont you think ?

[sunrava]

sunrava on 20061222 um 1658 Uhr #7123

*runs out to choke a smurf to find the answer*

[robc666]

robc666 on 20061223 um 0417 Uhr #7124

Why there are floatation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?

‘cos when your plumeting out of the air, heading at six hundred miles an hour for the icy depths, they want you thinking about why you’ve got stupid floatation devices instead of paracute. See, pointless psychology at it’s finest. Just another example of corporate brainwashing. Watch out for the satalites and dont forget, they know where you live!!! 😈

[withdrawalfx]

withdrawalfx on 20061229 um 0738 Uhr #7125

@sxcbitch wrote:

*What do you call a male lady bug?

queer ❓

[robc666]

robc666 on 20070112 um 1343 Uhr #7126

Transexual, or shemale if you like, or maybe even chick with dick!

[sxcbitch]

sxcbitch on 20070411 um 0518 Uhr #7127

@Sunrava wrote:

*runs out to choke a smurf to find the answer*

went out and actually did a survey and green won…lol