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#1 · 23 Januar, 2006, 1838
Zitat von maestro am 23 Januar, 2006, 1838 Uhr

chucknorrisfacts.com has an interesting list of things remotely related the action hero long believed as missing in action:

[web]http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com[/web]


chucknorrisfacts.com has an interesting list of things remotely related the action hero long believed as missing in action:

[web]http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com[/web]

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#2 · 24 Januar, 2006, 1139
Zitat von necromancerza am 24 Januar, 2006, 1139 Uhr

8O Did not know you where such a big fan 8O


8O Did not know you where such a big fan 8O

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#3 · 24 Januar, 2006, 2254
Zitat von maestro am 24 Januar, 2006, 2254 Uhr

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego

this made the geek in me squeal with delight.


Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego

this made the geek in me squeal with delight.

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#4 · 29 Januar, 2006, 1221
Zitat von necromancerza am 29 Januar, 2006, 1221 Uhr

Ok Maestro .. i dug up something for you here


Ok Maestro .. i dug up something for you here

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#5 · 8 Februar, 2006, 1352
Zitat von lovewithdiamonds am 8 Februar, 2006, 1352 Uhr

amazing... to think that someone actually went to the effort to collect all that Chuck Norris trivia.... I actualy stopped breathing i was laughing so hard... and it got me thinking that if i had to turn on the tv right now (and necromancerza would know this because he is also subjected to South African TV), Walker Texas Ranger would prolly be on e-TV (their catchphrase is 'Tonight.... On E") it's been showing for about 7 years since that channel began... and my grandchildren will prolly be watching it on e-tv too.... kinda makes me sad to think that Chuck is that immortal...


amazing... to think that someone actually went to the effort to collect all that Chuck Norris trivia.... I actualy stopped breathing i was laughing so hard... and it got me thinking that if i had to turn on the tv right now (and necromancerza would know this because he is also subjected to South African TV), Walker Texas Ranger would prolly be on e-TV (their catchphrase is 'Tonight.... On E") it's been showing for about 7 years since that channel began... and my grandchildren will prolly be watching it on e-tv too.... kinda makes me sad to think that Chuck is that immortal...

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#6 · 8 Februar, 2006, 1452
Zitat von necromancerza am 8 Februar, 2006, 1452 Uhr

'Tonight.... On E"

I have reacurring nighmares thanx to the old chuck ....
Allways fearing a man with a big gun behind me ... in texas
going to roundhoue kick my ass .. or do something else to it .. 8O


'Tonight.... On E"

I have reacurring nighmares thanx to the old chuck ....
Allways fearing a man with a big gun behind me ... in texas
going to roundhoue kick my ass .. or do something else to it .. 8O

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#7 · 8 Februar, 2006, 1738
Zitat von maestro am 8 Februar, 2006, 1738 Uhr

We have a very similar station called Kabel1, it was until recently only known to show the last war drama and the oldest 70s series without mercy nor remorse. There the Texas Ranger is in what seems to be the 15th year of constant showing, too


We have a very similar station called Kabel1, it was until recently only known to show the last war drama and the oldest 70s series without mercy nor remorse. There the Texas Ranger is in what seems to be the 15th year of constant showing, too

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#8 · 8 Februar, 2006, 2105
Zitat von navre am 8 Februar, 2006, 2105 Uhr

you think that is bad, Think about this one. imagine your in a forgien counrty and the only channels you get are those that are the local free channels, about 8 all in dutch with 3 in elglish " thanks to BBC " and the only ""satalite"" you can get is that provided by the military cable comapany, the programing is about oh....6-10 months behind thats of the states. there all genrally " family shows" and there is no such thing as regular commercials, every commercial has something to do with the military in some shape and or form.....and people wonder why those stationed in foriegn countries watch a damn lot of movies......


you think that is bad, Think about this one. imagine your in a forgien counrty and the only channels you get are those that are the local free channels, about 8 all in dutch with 3 in elglish " thanks to BBC " and the only ""satalite"" you can get is that provided by the military cable comapany, the programing is about oh....6-10 months behind thats of the states. there all genrally " family shows" and there is no such thing as regular commercials, every commercial has something to do with the military in some shape and or form.....and people wonder why those stationed in foriegn countries watch a damn lot of movies......

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#9 · 12 Februar, 2006, 0616
Zitat von lovewithdiamonds am 12 Februar, 2006, 0616 Uhr

Chuck Norris is my homeboy.... damn that gets me every time...man i want that t-shirt....


Chuck Norris is my homeboy.... damn that gets me every time...man i want that t-shirt....

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#10 · 12 Februar, 2006, 1408
Zitat von necromancerza am 12 Februar, 2006, 1408 Uhr

Live update .....
Chuck is on tv right now and i just wanted to share with everyone that he has just
Roundhoused someone ..... keep you updated


Live update .....
Chuck is on tv right now and i just wanted to share with everyone that he has just
Roundhoused someone ..... keep you updated

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#11 · 12 Februar, 2006, 1449
Zitat von lovewithdiamonds am 12 Februar, 2006, 1449 Uhr

cant stop reading these chuck norris facts.... i'ts lke an addiction.... and i laughed so hard at the 'chuck norris doesnt shave. he kicks himself in the face' bit that i snorted.... not my finest or proudest moment...but damn it was funny.


cant stop reading these chuck norris facts.... i'ts lke an addiction.... and i laughed so hard at the 'chuck norris doesnt shave. he kicks himself in the face' bit that i snorted.... not my finest or proudest moment...but damn it was funny.

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