Belgians! World renowned for child-rapists, awkward Star Trek fanfic and now an 18 year old girl who sues the Romanian tattoo artist over the 56 stars in her face:
Kimberley Vlaminck – henceforth known as “Sparkles” – had the questionable idea to plaster her face with stars. So far, so good.
Returning home, her father and boyfriend (maybe two persons) shortly meditated over the wisdom of this career move and instantly proved her wrong. The outcome is her denying any fault and sueing the artist over $8500 for a tattoo removal that would make her the female version of Harvey Dent.
“She claims she fell asleep while he was doing his work… and awoke to ‘this nightmare’.
‘It is terrible for me,’ said Kimberley. ‘I cannot go out on to the street, I am so embarrassed. I just look horrible.’ […] ‘I think he didn’t understand what I wanted. He spoke only fractured English and French.’ […] ‘But I explicitly said in my native tongue, French, and also in a little bit of English when he looked confused, that I wanted three little stars only near my left eye.’
Bullshit! says Rouslan Toumaniantz, who runs the tattoo parlour called The Tattoo Box in Courtrai
“ He said she knew ‘exactly what she wanted’. […] He added: ‘She was awake and looked into the mirror several times as the procedure was taking place.'[…] ‘She asked for 56 stars and that’s what she got.’
While any reputable artist would have probably denied to tattoo her as shitfaced as she obviously must have been, you have to give it to him that she was asking for it
But of course VTK won’t let her stand in the rain:
Kimberley, may i call you so? Good. You can call me “Captain”. Kimberley, how about leaving the murky waters of self-employment that surely await you and bathe in the comfort of having VTK manage everything, for as long as you grin into that webcam, honey? Wouldn’t that be great, “Sparkles”?
