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lady_demornay@lady_demornay
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#16 · 11 Dezember, 2005, 1523
Zitat von lady_demornay am 11 Dezember, 2005, 1523 Uhr

I cannot believe everyone forgot the black candles and the organ! (Hey not that organ you naughty people! :twisted:) It is extremely important to purchase a large sterling silver candelabrum and some very black candles (stay away from the scented ones, they ruin the effect) ... then you must purchase a large organ like the ones in the old movies... those are most effective for ambience... hmmmm if you cannot play then it may be a good investment to also purchase a half-dead organ player. You can keep him or her in the dungeon of your castle.

WHAT?! You don't have a castle?? 🙄 Nevermind, there's no hope for you.


I cannot believe everyone forgot the black candles and the organ! (Hey not that organ you naughty people! :twisted:) It is extremely important to purchase a large sterling silver candelabrum and some very black candles (stay away from the scented ones, they ruin the effect) ... then you must purchase a large organ like the ones in the old movies... those are most effective for ambience... hmmmm if you cannot play then it may be a good investment to also purchase a half-dead organ player. You can keep him or her in the dungeon of your castle.

WHAT?! You don't have a castle?? 🙄 Nevermind, there's no hope for you.

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#17 · 11 Dezember, 2005, 1540
Zitat von necromancerza am 11 Dezember, 2005, 1540 Uhr

(Hey not that organ you naughty people! Twisted Evil)

I quite fancy a little bit of organ playing , but my organ is currently been in the dungeon.
It could possably be time to pollish it up again . 😉
But alas ... I do not currently have an organ player. 😈


(Hey not that organ you naughty people! Twisted Evil)

I quite fancy a little bit of organ playing , but my organ is currently been in the dungeon.
It could possably be time to pollish it up again . 😉
But alas ... I do not currently have an organ player. 😈

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#18 · 11 Dezember, 2005, 1627
Zitat von maestro am 11 Dezember, 2005, 1627 Uhr

failing to have a taste for organ music you can also grab you electric guitar and play sad or hollow guitar solos from the top of your roof.

Bear in mind that you MUST have your amplifier hanging from said roof on the guitar signal cable to achieve the desired effect, so build a nuclear power device into it for the seldom event that someone asks how it can function if it only has a cable from the guitar, but no power cable running to it.

the hollow sounds come from nearly no training, considering you can't play a fitting tone anyway when the amp is constantly pulling on your guitar cable.


failing to have a taste for organ music you can also grab you electric guitar and play sad or hollow guitar solos from the top of your roof.

Bear in mind that you MUST have your amplifier hanging from said roof on the guitar signal cable to achieve the desired effect, so build a nuclear power device into it for the seldom event that someone asks how it can function if it only has a cable from the guitar, but no power cable running to it.

the hollow sounds come from nearly no training, considering you can't play a fitting tone anyway when the amp is constantly pulling on your guitar cable.

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#19 · 17 Dezember, 2005, 2117
Zitat von lady_demornay am 17 Dezember, 2005, 2117 Uhr

@necromancerza wrote:

I quite fancy a little bit of organ playing , but my organ is currently been in the dungeon. It could possably be time to pollish it up again . 😉 But alas ... I do not currently have an organ player. 😈

Dare I ask how your organ became stuck in the dungeon?? *wicked giggle* Hmmm it may not be for you to polish, rather that is where an experienced organ player comes into play... 😈

I take pride in my knowledge of the ... ah.... arts of organ playing, 'tis a finely honed skill..... 8)


@necromancerza wrote:

I quite fancy a little bit of organ playing , but my organ is currently been in the dungeon. It could possably be time to pollish it up again . 😉 But alas ... I do not currently have an organ player. 😈

Dare I ask how your organ became stuck in the dungeon?? *wicked giggle* Hmmm it may not be for you to polish, rather that is where an experienced organ player comes into play... 😈

I take pride in my knowledge of the ... ah.... arts of organ playing, 'tis a finely honed skill..... 8)

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#20 · 20 Dezember, 2005, 0441
Zitat von sunrava am 20 Dezember, 2005, 0441 Uhr

Yes Sid from what you tell me it is a finely honed talent ROFL


Yes Sid from what you tell me it is a finely honed talent ROFL

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#21 · 12 Februar, 2006, 0907
Zitat von lovewithdiamonds am 12 Februar, 2006, 0907 Uhr

seems like there's one too many people that have been watching too much Buffy....


seems like there's one too many people that have been watching too much Buffy....

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#22 · 10 Dezember, 2006, 1602
Zitat von lilithdark am 10 Dezember, 2006, 1602 Uhr

<span style="font-size:18]you can drink blood,expose the less to the sun and yo can be a vampire.but if you want information send an message to angelfallen118@ yahoo.com . I have some friends who live like vampries and are not dead.ok[/size%;">[/size]

lilitdhark 😀 😀


<span style="font-size:18]you can drink blood,expose the less to the sun and yo can be a vampire.but if you want information send an message to angelfallen118@ yahoo.com . I have some friends who live like vampries and are not dead.ok[/size%;">[/size]

lilitdhark 😀 😀

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#23 · 12 Dezember, 2006, 1548
Zitat von txredblood am 12 Dezember, 2006, 1548 Uhr

of course i'm interested, what are some good books so I can learn more terminology on the life style.


of course i'm interested, what are some good books so I can learn more terminology on the life style.

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#24 · 13 Dezember, 2006, 0349
Zitat von maestro am 13 Dezember, 2006, 0349 Uhr

Don't buy any books.

Books on the topic of "real vampirism" are mostly written by media whores trying to make a quick buck, to "speak for the community" and to be invited to third class radio interviews just because of the free coffee.

You wouldn't trust your picture of the world to someone who voluntarily works (if at all) only shortly before halloween as some kind of wierdo exhibit for very local main stream media, would you?

Spend your bucks on this instead, it's at least a worthwhile read.


Don't buy any books.

Books on the topic of "real vampirism" are mostly written by media whores trying to make a quick buck, to "speak for the community" and to be invited to third class radio interviews just because of the free coffee.

You wouldn't trust your picture of the world to someone who voluntarily works (if at all) only shortly before halloween as some kind of wierdo exhibit for very local main stream media, would you?

Spend your bucks on this instead, it's at least a worthwhile read.

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