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evanstruk@evanstruk
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#1 · 12 April, 2006, 2243
Zitat von evanstruk am 12 April, 2006, 2243 Uhr

Hey everyone, I am new on this site. However, I have joined this site for two reasons. One I have come to get to know some vampires and make a few friends and two, I have come to help as many people/vampires/whatever as I can. I am a friend in all ways. I am an elf, trained in many things. I have benn trained in alchemy, wizardy, witchcraft, and healing arts. I can make potions and substitutes for blood. I can heal or help you in life by way of magic or perhaps alchemy. There is many things I can do, but if I cannot help, I'll try my best to help you in any way that I can.


Hey everyone, I am new on this site. However, I have joined this site for two reasons. One I have come to get to know some vampires and make a few friends and two, I have come to help as many people/vampires/whatever as I can. I am a friend in all ways. I am an elf, trained in many things. I have benn trained in alchemy, wizardy, witchcraft, and healing arts. I can make potions and substitutes for blood. I can heal or help you in life by way of magic or perhaps alchemy. There is many things I can do, but if I cannot help, I'll try my best to help you in any way that I can.

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maestro@maestro
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#2 · 13 April, 2006, 1112
Zitat von maestro am 13 April, 2006, 1112 Uhr

@Evanstruk wrote:

I am an elf

Pointy vulcan ears and everything?

Welcome to the website Evanstruk, i hope you'll feel at home here. But please have in mind the vampirism we talk about here is more the subculture phenomenon and less (indeed the tendency goes to zero) roleplay 😉


@Evanstruk wrote:

I am an elf

Pointy vulcan ears and everything?

Welcome to the website Evanstruk, i hope you'll feel at home here. But please have in mind the vampirism we talk about here is more the subculture phenomenon and less (indeed the tendency goes to zero) roleplay 😉

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necromancerza@necromancerza
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#3 · 13 April, 2006, 1131
Zitat von necromancerza am 13 April, 2006, 1131 Uhr

Hi and welcome to VTK (wonder why this is in the humor forum)

There is many things I can do, but if I cannot help, I'll try my best to help you in any way that I can.

Ok ... I`ll give it a bash ...
Can you magically transform yourself into a sexy goth girl and come over here and suck my dic..... Nah ... you cant do that 🙁
Rather ship me one of these 😈


Hi and welcome to VTK (wonder why this is in the humor forum)

There is many things I can do, but if I cannot help, I'll try my best to help you in any way that I can.

Ok ... I`ll give it a bash ...
Can you magically transform yourself into a sexy goth girl and come over here and suck my dic..... Nah ... you cant do that 🙁
Rather ship me one of these 😈

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viscious-vixen@viscious-vixen
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#4 · 14 April, 2006, 2004
Zitat von viscious-vixen am 14 April, 2006, 2004 Uhr

Couldn't resist could you Nec?

Yeah. Roleplaying here is "banned"... Though if you slip it past our Mods.. You get a prize.

*throws his welcoming package at him*

This contains :

One scratched Wumpscut Album ( Evoke )
One busted blow-up doll of M.B
A vial of fresh blood
And a little dolly that screams "Oh God.... Stop The Pain..!! Please let me go" Whenever you hug her.

Enjoy!


Couldn't resist could you Nec?

Yeah. Roleplaying here is "banned"... Though if you slip it past our Mods.. You get a prize.

*throws his welcoming package at him*

This contains :

One scratched Wumpscut Album ( Evoke )
One busted blow-up doll of M.B
A vial of fresh blood
And a little dolly that screams "Oh God.... Stop The Pain..!! Please let me go" Whenever you hug her.

Enjoy!

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maestro@maestro
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#5 · 14 April, 2006, 2133
Zitat von maestro am 14 April, 2006, 2133 Uhr

@Evanstruk wrote:

I have come to help as many people/vampires/whatever as I can

I saw this... and suddenly started thinking :

Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Dr. Sam Beckett stepped into the Quantum Leap accelerator and vanished .... He woke to find himself trapped in the past, facing mirror images that were not his own and driven by an unknown force to change history for the better. His only guide on this journey is Al, an observer from his own time, who appears in the form of a hologram that only Sam can see and hear. And so Dr. Beckett finds himself leaping from life to life, striving to put right what once went wrong and hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home.


@Evanstruk wrote:

I have come to help as many people/vampires/whatever as I can

I saw this... and suddenly started thinking :

Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Dr. Sam Beckett stepped into the Quantum Leap accelerator and vanished .... He woke to find himself trapped in the past, facing mirror images that were not his own and driven by an unknown force to change history for the better. His only guide on this journey is Al, an observer from his own time, who appears in the form of a hologram that only Sam can see and hear. And so Dr. Beckett finds himself leaping from life to life, striving to put right what once went wrong and hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home.

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viscious-vixen@viscious-vixen
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#6 · 15 April, 2006, 2121
Zitat von viscious-vixen am 15 April, 2006, 2121 Uhr

Cruel


Cruel

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maestro@maestro
2.223 Beiträge
#7 · 15 April, 2006, 2253
Zitat von maestro am 15 April, 2006, 2253 Uhr

Ziggy says we have a ninety percent chance of never seeing that elf healer guy again 😉


Ziggy says we have a ninety percent chance of never seeing that elf healer guy again 😉

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viscious-vixen@viscious-vixen
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#8 · 16 April, 2006, 0326
Zitat von viscious-vixen am 16 April, 2006, 0326 Uhr

I'd agree.

So cruel.

Umm... Do I dare suggest sticking this is scum under the reason of for why people should have tough hides?


I'd agree.

So cruel.

Umm... Do I dare suggest sticking this is scum under the reason of for why people should have tough hides?

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lovewithdiamonds@lovewithdiamonds
379 Beiträge
#9 · 16 April, 2006, 0623
Zitat von lovewithdiamonds am 16 April, 2006, 0623 Uhr

Shame.....maybe the lil pointy-eared dude could have actually helped people - not that we're likely to find out.... anyway, I've always wondered what an elf would look like in a school uniform.....
and whether he'd call me 'Ma'am'....


Shame.....maybe the lil pointy-eared dude could have actually helped people - not that we're likely to find out.... anyway, I've always wondered what an elf would look like in a school uniform.....
and whether he'd call me 'Ma'am'....

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necromancerza@necromancerza
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#10 · 16 April, 2006, 0834
Zitat von necromancerza am 16 April, 2006, 0834 Uhr

This is the best I could do for you LWD

But I did get some ReLIEable pics showing true elves ... 🙄
ElfPrince 200


This is the best I could do for you LWD

But I did get some ReLIEable pics showing true elves ... 🙄
ElfPrince 200

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lovewithdiamonds@lovewithdiamonds
379 Beiträge
#11 · 16 April, 2006, 1304
Zitat von lovewithdiamonds am 16 April, 2006, 1304 Uhr

elves aren't bug eyed....


elves aren't bug eyed....

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vincent_the_red@vincent_the_red
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#12 · 19 April, 2006, 0136
Zitat von vincent_the_red am 19 April, 2006, 0136 Uhr

*throws his welcoming package at him*

This contains :

One scratched Wumpscut Album ( Evoke )
One busted blow-up doll of M.B
A vial of fresh blood
And a little dolly that screams "Oh God.... Stop The Pain..!! Please let me go" Whenever you hug her.

Hey, I never got a welcoming package.

If you manage to send me one Maestro, could I get a liter or two of blood, instead of just a vial? My room needs redecorating.

😀


*throws his welcoming package at him*

This contains :

One scratched Wumpscut Album ( Evoke )
One busted blow-up doll of M.B
A vial of fresh blood
And a little dolly that screams "Oh God.... Stop The Pain..!! Please let me go" Whenever you hug her.

Hey, I never got a welcoming package.

If you manage to send me one Maestro, could I get a liter or two of blood, instead of just a vial? My room needs redecorating.

😀

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maestro@maestro
2.223 Beiträge
#13 · 19 April, 2006, 0758
Zitat von maestro am 19 April, 2006, 0758 Uhr

From the administration standpoint it's an honour to be able to use this site at all.

It's Vix who keeps sending out these things, ask her 😛


From the administration standpoint it's an honour to be able to use this site at all.

It's Vix who keeps sending out these things, ask her 😛

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necromancerza@necromancerza
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#14 · 19 April, 2006, 1059
Zitat von necromancerza am 19 April, 2006, 1059 Uhr

*throws his welcoming package at Vincent_the_Red*

This contains :

Decorating inspiration
Decorating tool
Decorating consumables
This one I just felt like throwing at you 😈


*throws his welcoming package at Vincent_the_Red*

This contains :

Decorating inspiration
Decorating tool
Decorating consumables
This one I just felt like throwing at you 😈

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evanstruk@evanstruk
2 Beiträge
#15 · 19 April, 2006, 2125
Zitat von evanstruk am 19 April, 2006, 2125 Uhr

Well, everyone sorry to disapoint those that thought I was never to return, but I'm back! SOrry it took soooo long. I had to help a friend....Well, I shouldn't say that. I didn't have to help the guy, I chose to. In any case, I'm back. Necro, I'd love to send you such things, but it would just be a waste of alchemy. I'm thinking more useful things, such as healing potions or blood remedies, you know, that sort of thing. However, if I ever get some spare time, I may just make you one (JK). In any case, thought the chances were low that I'd return (or so some thought), it's party time. Catch you all later. By the way, I do not improve of role playing either. I am an elf and I'm damn proud of it!


Well, everyone sorry to disapoint those that thought I was never to return, but I'm back! SOrry it took soooo long. I had to help a friend....Well, I shouldn't say that. I didn't have to help the guy, I chose to. In any case, I'm back. Necro, I'd love to send you such things, but it would just be a waste of alchemy. I'm thinking more useful things, such as healing potions or blood remedies, you know, that sort of thing. However, if I ever get some spare time, I may just make you one (JK). In any case, thought the chances were low that I'd return (or so some thought), it's party time. Catch you all later. By the way, I do not improve of role playing either. I am an elf and I'm damn proud of it!

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