Someone just volunteered for the part of the Grinch.
Who once a year – in a VTK-controlled environment – is responsible for the honourable task of collecting the fag tax. Every male indiviual not beeing inherently Scottish is required to wear pants. First time offenders of skirt adornment will be laid upon a fee, not for wearing skirts but for prolonged survival afterwards. Second time offenders are declared enemy combatantettes.