It’s rare to get good humor these days….
From a selected website I’m pulling off a few which tickle my fancy. Enjoy :
Frisbeetarianism is the philosophy that when you die, your soul goes up on a roof and gets stuck.
The planet is fine, the people are fucked.
I recently heard about a mass murderer who killed seventeen people in three days… they say he was a loner. Well, of course he was. He apparently killed everyone he came in contact with!
– George Carlin
Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master.
– Emo Phillips
I like to tell people I have the heart of a small boy. Then I say it’s in a jar on my desk.
– Stephen King
I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let’s start with typewriters.
– Solomn Short
Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians.