Good dark humor

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        viscious-vixen on #576

        It’s rare to get good humor these days….

        From a selected website I’m pulling off a few which tickle my fancy. Enjoy :

        Frisbeetarianism is the philosophy that when you die, your soul goes up on a roof and gets stuck.

        The planet is fine, the people are fucked.

        I recently heard about a mass murderer who killed seventeen people in three days… they say he was a loner. Well, of course he was. He apparently killed everyone he came in contact with!

        – George Carlin

        Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master.

        – Emo Phillips

        I like to tell people I have the heart of a small boy. Then I say it’s in a jar on my desk.

        – Stephen King

        I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let’s start with typewriters.

        – Solomn Short

        Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians.

        – Unknown

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