Belgian Girl Sues Artist Over Tattoo On Her Face

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    maestro on #1294

    Belgians! World renowned for child-rapists, awkward Star Trek fanfic and now an 18 year old girl who sues the Romanian tattoo artist over the 56 stars in her face:



    Kimberley Vlaminck – henceforth known as “Sparkles” – had the questionable idea to plaster her face with stars. So far, so good.
    Returning home, her father and boyfriend (maybe two persons) shortly meditated over the wisdom of this career move and instantly proved her wrong. The outcome is her denying any fault and sueing the artist over $8500 for a tattoo removal that would make her the female version of Harvey Dent.

    She claims she fell asleep while he was doing his work… and awoke to ‘this nightmare’.
    ‘It is terrible for me,’ said Kimberley. ‘I cannot go out on to the street, I am so embarrassed. I just look horrible.’ […] ‘I think he didn’t understand what I wanted. He spoke only fractured English and French.’ […] ‘But I explicitly said in my native tongue, French, and also in a little bit of English when he looked confused, that I wanted three little stars only near my left eye.’

    Bullshit! says Rouslan Toumaniantz, who runs the tattoo parlour called The Tattoo Box in Courtrai

    He said she knew ‘exactly what she wanted’. […] He added: ‘She was awake and looked into the mirror several times as the procedure was taking place.'[…] ‘She asked for 56 stars and that’s what she got.’

    While any reputable artist would have probably denied to tattoo her as shitfaced as she obviously must have been, you have to give it to him that she was asking for it

    But of course VTK won’t let her stand in the rain:

    Kimberley, may i call you so? Good. You can call me “Captain”. Kimberley, how about leaving the murky waters of self-employment that surely await you and bathe in the comfort of having VTK manage everything, for as long as you grin into that webcam, honey? Wouldn’t that be great, “Sparkles”?

    Dailymail.co.uk via Neatorama


    Keymaster
    viscious-vixen on #8250

    Saw this… And thought she looked quite good.

    Three stars is so camp and trite too.

    ~ Kitty C.


    Participant
    necromancerza on #8251

    Hey Sparkles,
    Fortunately for you this does not look like a attention whore publicity stunt at all. 😛

    Oh wait .. it sortof does .. actually it completely does .. well played.


    Participant
    maestro on #8252

    UPDATE:

    As we all knew “Sparkles” is a lying cunt and the “he tattooed away while i was sleeping” story is utter bullshit. What i didn’t anticipate is her confessing it to the internets in less than a week.

    She has now confessed she knew exactly what tattoo parlour owner Rouslan Toumaniantz was doing but changed her mind later.

    She said she lied because her father was “furious”.

    [metro.co.uk]

    One can only hope that bad publicity is still good publicity and the tattoo artist didn’t suffer lasting damage to his reputation.

    And she didn’t even answer to our offer 🙁


    Participant
    living-dead-girl on #8253

    @viscious-vixen wrote:

    Saw this… And thought she looked quite good.

    Three stars is so camp and trite too.

    ~ Kitty C.

    ok, im really confused, first of all how do u fall asleep when someone is tattooing ur face? I dont car how drunk u r, and if it was only supposed to be 3 stars, how do u have time to fall asleep? and how the fuck did she think she was gonna get away with that? what an idiot!!!!!!


    Keymaster
    viscious-vixen on #8254

    @living-dead-girl wrote:

    ok, im really confused, first of all how do u fall asleep when someone is tattooing ur face? I dont car how drunk u r, and if it was only supposed to be 3 stars, how do u have time to fall asleep? and how the fuck did she think she was gonna get away with that? what an idiot!!!!!!

    Does it really matter?

    She’s already admitted to not falling asleep, and saying she lied about it.

    Still amusing that the parents would allow this… But maybe she got the idea from some gossip mag, then didn’t give a detailed enough description of what she wanted.

    Teenagers will be teenagers. I just hope she enjoys the scarring that removing them will cause.

    She’ll be even more beautiful and attractive then, compared to now.

    Mundane Stupidity at it’s finest.

    ~ Kitty C.

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