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maestro on 6 April, 2007 um 0656 Uhr · in reply to: New dating service. #7501

If there was a way do deactivate them i’d buy some for our lawn.
But while it would save me time and effort, i’d really only be bargaining the manly act of fuel and blades against some wierd ass walking clouds. Defecating on the very spot i’d like to place my grill to roast their children on.

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maestro on 6 April, 2007 um 0643 Uhr · in reply to: WGT 2007 lineup news #7505

Probably half of all the people aren’t even german and i didn’t meet a single person not speaking english last year, so where exactly is your problem?

“Bier” “Toilette” and “chinamann” will get you over the whole venue safe and uncomplicated.

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maestro on 6 April, 2007 um 0640 Uhr · in reply to: You Guessed It. I’m New #7514

@WithdrawalFX wrote:

that’s open for discussion 🙄

I second that.

Anyway, welcome to VTK sangvamp, have a good time and be one of the first to experience the kickass features we will launch in the next months

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maestro on 2 April, 2007 um 1328 Uhr · in reply to: Google will provide free net access #7495

I’m perfectly fine with the one way connection it is now, there needn’t be anything returned 😯

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maestro on 2 April, 2007 um 1326 Uhr · in reply to: New dating service. #7497

Awesome, let’s reg altsheep.com as long as it’s hot

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maestro on 2 April, 2007 um 1324 Uhr · in reply to: expensive fluids #7490

At least it does mean that Palo Alto suddenly appeared on the route to world domination

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maestro on 2 April, 2007 um 0412 Uhr · in reply to: Google will provide free net access #7493

bleh, next year it won’t be that easy.. 😡

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maestro on 1 April, 2007 um 0908 Uhr · in reply to: expensive fluids #7488

Only if you count in the fines for trying to import real absinthe to germany on a large scale.

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maestro on 1 April, 2007 um 0905 Uhr · in reply to: Festival time #7492

Considered going to an in-hall renfair some weeks ago but thought i’d wait for the real thing. The weather is awesome so the only thing we need to do is wait for the fairs 🙂

Due to having several cities interconnected in the Ruhr Sprawl there are also several fairs around here. The most beautiful one is probably the yearly ren fair taking place in a park in Dortmund ( http://www.spectaculum.de/termine/dortmund/ ) where the stands and tents are scattered around a lake. Which is an awesome sight at night, when the water reflects the torches and candles from the other side of the lake. I really need to get a photo of that, looks like straight out of Robin Hood

Beeing my rivethead self, i don’t dress up for it anyway, so sporting some SLR instead of an axe doesn’t make it any worse than it is, anyway 😉

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maestro on 1 April, 2007 um 0847 Uhr · in reply to: Feature Gallery – Elyssia #7485

Thanks a lot, social networking really made my work easier 🙂

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maestro on 31 März, 2007 um 0557 Uhr · in reply to: The Ultimate Funny Picture Thread #5997

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maestro on 28 März, 2007 um 1802 Uhr · in reply to: The Ultimate Funny Picture Thread #5995

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maestro on 25 März, 2007 um 1644 Uhr · in reply to: what are you currently listening to? #4625

Scooter – Age of Love

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maestro on 22 März, 2007 um 1057 Uhr · in reply to: Gallery ideas….. #7469

@InsidedistuO wrote:

Ok….. I know this has been posted before , and in another place I think ..

Probably in the gallery forum 🙄

-moved-

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maestro on 18 März, 2007 um 1059 Uhr · in reply to: you know.. #7449

As long as the russians make up for the trojans you should be at equilibrium with the world

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maestro on 16 März, 2007 um 1920 Uhr · in reply to: i think ive always known #7455

Lot’s of awesomely fun things, yes ma’am, he’s an idiot indeed

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maestro on 12 März, 2007 um 0356 Uhr · in reply to: you know.. #7447

icq – some days i get more urls than messages

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maestro on 11 März, 2007 um 1828 Uhr · in reply to: women #7433

what?

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maestro on 9 März, 2007 um 2133 Uhr · in reply to: Industrial 101 #7384

Especially the part with Essen, the most industrial part of germany. Guess where the VTK HQ is located 😀

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maestro on 7 März, 2007 um 0216 Uhr · in reply to: hello,hello #7408

*salutes back, but probably should have saluted first, anyway*

Didn’t matter much for me, for some reason few got the sweet irony that the only thing not armoured out there was the mobile hq 🙁

In the first two hours of the only excercise i took part in 2 separate main battle tanks stopped to ask a pretty large bush (us) for the way and the battery commanders parked their jeeps (pennants attached) on the other side of the few trees that disguised us from the large field with the “enemy” on the other end.
Armoured howitzers somehow make no sense if the fire control post drags all the enemy fire upon itself, anyway.

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maestro on 7 März, 2007 um 0140 Uhr · in reply to: zoo of untrue #7437

Or are busy cosplaying as Nintendo NES cartriges

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maestro on 7 März, 2007 um 0133 Uhr · in reply to: Japanese Tv At It’s Best #7381

Japanese rock, if just because of their excessive exaggeration of everything

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maestro on 7 März, 2007 um 0131 Uhr · in reply to: zoo of untrue #7435

@Robc666 wrote:

Are they nerds?

Worse. He’s got a blog..

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maestro on 7 März, 2007 um 0130 Uhr · in reply to: Recent downtime #7343

“Cool! VTK is back, hooray!”
“Awesome, thanks for working your ass off”

No problem people, it is my fucking pleasure.

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maestro on 6 März, 2007 um 1916 Uhr · in reply to: hello,hello #7406

@LucidApathy wrote:

maestro you serve in an arty unit?
i was in a field unit using C3 105mm howitzers

Served.
Batallion’s fire control post unit in the glorious German Bundeswehr.
We had the grand ol’ M-109 but they switched to Panzerhaubitze 2000 in the meantime.

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maestro on 5 März, 2007 um 1218 Uhr · in reply to: hello,hello #7404

Coffee and nicotine, which installs the work prevention forcefield around you as noone gives a smoking soldier an order as long as nonsmokers stand around 😀

Welcome aboard fellow arty mate!

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maestro on 5 März, 2007 um 1204 Uhr · in reply to: I wish I was a lesbian #7419

Cause you need to embed it like this: http://www.youtube.com/v/b1jZ4C3NGwg

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maestro on 4 März, 2007 um 1727 Uhr · in reply to: hello,hello #7400

Hallo and welcome to VTK, we’re so deskless it hurts, even the website is designed from out of my bed

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maestro on 28 Februar, 2007 um 1421 Uhr · in reply to: Industrial 101 #7382

[web]http://www.sonic-boom.com/industrial/guide-1.html[/web]

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maestro on 21 Februar, 2007 um 2003 Uhr · in reply to: what are you currently listening to? #4617

I have the shirt, isn’t that enough?