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I know we’ve all prolly seen this one before – but I love it…makes me laugh…
Not that that’s how I plan on doing my family planning…
I’d rather abstain completely than use the rear entrance…but hey/…I guess birth control is a personal choice…..lol……. 😆
Haha! That’s great, hey don’t doubt it, perhaps it’s possible to get pregnant through anal, well providing tis not man on man hardcore ALL EXTREME, sorry I’m tired…
shew….
surely its extremely extremely hard to get pregnant through anal….
Lol, I mean come on…what are the chances?
hehe…. 😉 😯
Well it’s perhaps possible, but it would take so many attempts which could go good or bad, funny if it happened first time round though, expecially if they’re both men…
Well, I am pretty sure you cant get pregnant from the back door.. 😉
but if it does happen by some freak of nature, I’m sure it would drastically change sex ed in schools.
cute sign though…
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Sex education would definitely…take a knock…so to speak….
And family planning would have to be totally re-thought…
But, like I said before….its not a method of birth control I’m willing to practice.
Well, I am pretty sure you cant get pregnant from the back door.
Depends what tipe of action the front door is having at that very moment 😯
Let me qualify that statement….
I’m pretty sure you cant get pregnant from back-door use ONLY.
I suppose it all boils down to your choice of contraception…
Me, I’ll stick with the Pill and condoms,…and not sticking it up my bum. 😉 😯
These days, safe sex isn’t just a good idea, it’s a matter of life and death. Here are some valuable tips to help you “play it safe”…
Do not blow dealers for crack; blow regular citizens for cash, then buy the crack directly.
Think about parents’ nude bodies during foreplay; resultant loss of erection will prevent potential unsafe sex.
Don’t fall for lines like, “God protects his servants in the clergy from harm.”
Do not, no matter how much peers may pressure you, allow anyone to get to third base with you.
Before unsafe sex, think to yourself what the kids will look like.
Make sure all open sores on penis have thoroughly dried and scabbed over before use.
When taking four cocks in the ass, make sure to have an equal amount of cock in your mouth to reduce the risk of CHI imbalance.
Before fellating anonymous man in back room of bar, be sure to ask, “You don’t have AIDS, do you?”
Douse penis liberally with D-Con roach spray before penetrating ape.
You CAN get it from kissing… tear out partner’s tongue before any mouth-to-mouth contact.
To prevent radiation exposure, use only lead-based condoms.
If you must engage in unsafe sex, take time out before hand to hope for the best.
Before the use of condoms, unroll completely and check for any holes.
