vampire for president?
Zitat von maestro am 13 Januar, 2006, 1301 UhrAccording to an Associated Press document posted on alt.vampyres a "vampire" is starting a presidential election campaign today, on Friday the 13th:
By Associated Press
Thu Jan 12, 4:35 PMMINNEAPOLIS - One gubernatorial candidate in Minnesota is giving a
whole new meaning to the "dark side" of politics. A man who calls
himself a satanic priest plans to run for governor on a 13-point
platform that includes the public impaling of terrorists at the state
Capitol building.Jonathon Sharkey, also known as "The Impaler", plans to launch his
gubernatorial campaign on _ when else? _ Friday the 13th. He'll make
the announcement in Princeton."I'm going to be totally open and honest," said the 41-year-old leader
of the "Vampyres, Witches and Pagans Party.""Unlike other candidates, I'm not going to hide my evil side," he said.
In Minnesota, anyone who pays the $300 filing fee can get on the
gubernatorial ballot and it seems that every year a few eccentric
candidates make the rounds.Sharkey raises the bar. For one thing, he told the Star Tribune in an
e-mail that he drinks blood.Including the impaling of terrorists, rapists, drug dealers and other
criminals, Sharkey's platform includes emphasis on education, tax
breaks for farmers and better benefits for veterans.Sharkey said he worships Lucifer and, while he says he has nothing
against Christians, he calls the "Christian God the Father" his "mortal
enemy."Sharkey said he was injured during a parachute jump with the Army in
1982 and receives veterans' disability benefits.He has not yet registered as a gubernatorial candidate, but he has
already filed as a candidate for the 2008 presidential election.
According to an Associated Press document posted on alt.vampyres a "vampire" is starting a presidential election campaign today, on Friday the 13th:
By Associated Press
Thu Jan 12, 4:35 PM
MINNEAPOLIS - One gubernatorial candidate in Minnesota is giving a
whole new meaning to the "dark side" of politics. A man who calls
himself a satanic priest plans to run for governor on a 13-point
platform that includes the public impaling of terrorists at the state
Capitol building.
Jonathon Sharkey, also known as "The Impaler", plans to launch his
gubernatorial campaign on _ when else? _ Friday the 13th. He'll make
the announcement in Princeton.
"I'm going to be totally open and honest," said the 41-year-old leader
of the "Vampyres, Witches and Pagans Party."
"Unlike other candidates, I'm not going to hide my evil side," he said.
In Minnesota, anyone who pays the $300 filing fee can get on the
gubernatorial ballot and it seems that every year a few eccentric
candidates make the rounds.
Sharkey raises the bar. For one thing, he told the Star Tribune in an
e-mail that he drinks blood.
Including the impaling of terrorists, rapists, drug dealers and other
criminals, Sharkey's platform includes emphasis on education, tax
breaks for farmers and better benefits for veterans.
Sharkey said he worships Lucifer and, while he says he has nothing
against Christians, he calls the "Christian God the Father" his "mortal
enemy."
Sharkey said he was injured during a parachute jump with the Army in
1982 and receives veterans' disability benefits.
He has not yet registered as a gubernatorial candidate, but he has
already filed as a candidate for the 2008 presidential election.
Zitat von necromancerza am 13 Januar, 2006, 1849 Uhr"The Impaler"
😯
That makes Jonathon Sharkey and , Vladimir.......
"The Impaler"
😯
That makes Jonathon Sharkey and , Vladimir.......
Zitat von viscious-vixen am 13 Januar, 2006, 2043 UhrThis particular little man has taken all the vamp boards, disreputable or not, by storm for simply doing so 8O.
I would imagine that he has come with condemnation but who gives a toss if he's giving entertainment to the rest of us? 😈
____
An Everyday thought : That person really must die
This particular little man has taken all the vamp boards, disreputable or not, by storm for simply doing so 8O.
I would imagine that he has come with condemnation but who gives a toss if he's giving entertainment to the rest of us? 😈
____
An Everyday thought : That person really must die
Zitat von maestro am 13 Januar, 2006, 2124 Uhrconsidering the percentage of nutjobs in the community it wouldnt be a particular good idea to have a rightfully elected vampire having access to the nuke stockpile.
so one point for the US election system, they give the job to miserable failures who lost the election, but at least that democracy-hostile system will make sure to not give the job to someone we'd have to take the blame for.
considering the percentage of nutjobs in the community it wouldnt be a particular good idea to have a rightfully elected vampire having access to the nuke stockpile.
so one point for the US election system, they give the job to miserable failures who lost the election, but at least that democracy-hostile system will make sure to not give the job to someone we'd have to take the blame for.
Zitat von maestro am 1 Februar, 2006, 0052 UhrThe obviously locked him away before he could start anything
The obviously locked him away before he could start anything
Zitat von maestro am 3 Februar, 2006, 0936 UhrRead his thoughts on how best to capture Bin Laden and his opinions on "Vampyres" in power in this interview I had with him, last week.
Would love comments, it was only my second interview and I'm going to be doing more with bands. Interesting? dull? asked all the wrong questions?
Read his thoughts on how best to capture Bin Laden and his opinions on "Vampyres" in power in this interview I had with him, last week.
Would love comments, it was only my second interview and I'm going to be doing more with bands. Interesting? dull? asked all the wrong questions?
Zitat von maestro am 3 Februar, 2006, 1120 UhrYou asked the main questions of concern and still managed to stay very neutral, i liked that
I'd probably have added a question about his moral views and those he wants the forces to have about having the US suddendly drop WMDs on eventual civilian targets and his opinion on how he supposes the rest of the world to react on this
But as that can be a neckbreaking question it is probably better you left that out.
You asked the main questions of concern and still managed to stay very neutral, i liked that
I'd probably have added a question about his moral views and those he wants the forces to have about having the US suddendly drop WMDs on eventual civilian targets and his opinion on how he supposes the rest of the world to react on this
But as that can be a neckbreaking question it is probably better you left that out.
Zitat von amakudaru am 8 April, 2006, 0222 Uhrnow if only they'd allow him to carry out his own sentence.... being impaled at his own hands for stalking and escape.... i'd vote for him, if only to see how terribly he falls from power, overwhelmed with the power of governor. very funny
now if only they'd allow him to carry out his own sentence.... being impaled at his own hands for stalking and escape.... i'd vote for him, if only to see how terribly he falls from power, overwhelmed with the power of governor. very funny
Zitat von miyoko am 27 April, 2006, 1333 UhrVery funny? I find it very pathetic. Though I too would vote for him to watch his fall from "Power"...
Very funny? I find it very pathetic. Though I too would vote for him to watch his fall from "Power"...
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