[insidedistuo]

insidedistuo on 20061016 um 0618 Uhr #871

Ever wonder how much time you spend on the toilet? well, thanks to a handy little web site called contantly constipated you can now calculate just how much time you spend
on the throne.
Of course this referring to time spent sitting ON the toilet .. not drunk and facing it.. 😉
there are even tips for passing the time…

http://constantlyconstipated.com/index.html

IO

[lovewithdiamonds]

lovewithdiamonds on 20061016 um 1052 Uhr #6664

the solution to constantly constipated – eat more fibre….

[necromancerza]

necromancerza on 20061016 um 1544 Uhr #6665

@LoveWithDiamonds wrote:

the solution to constantly constipated – eat more fibre….

Spoken like a true vegan 🙄

[lovewithdiamonds]

lovewithdiamonds on 20061016 um 1547 Uhr #6666

eating lots of meat is more likely to be a cause of constipation than a help for constipation….

charming topic of conversation we have going on here…. 😯

[insidedistuo]

insidedistuo on 20061016 um 2049 Uhr #6667

It seems like the posts that last the longest are usually related to strange topics……
hmm. what does that say about you guys??? LOL… 😛
just noticing as an outside observer… heh…
and if you have a desire to get things going … all you need is beer and broccoli…
no one will want to ve around you for days… but a friend of mine says thats the best way…. 😯

IO

[maestro]

maestro on 20061017 um 1224 Uhr #6668

@InsidedistuO wrote:

friend of mine

yah sure 🙄

[lovewithdiamonds]

lovewithdiamonds on 20061017 um 1414 Uhr #6669

Apparently drinking Guiness makes your poo black…

(I wouldn’t know – I’m a vodka and lime girl myself, but I have it on best authority from my guy mates… who regularly discuss things like this…)

[vincent_the_red]

vincent_the_red on 20061017 um 1749 Uhr #6670

Oh, shit……..

😈

[maestro]

maestro on 20061017 um 2212 Uhr #6671

[lovewithdiamonds]

lovewithdiamonds on 20061019 um 1123 Uhr #6672

oh is it….?

[thesunsetter]

thesunsetter on 20061023 um 1333 Uhr #6673

Why else would people drink it?…

[lovewithdiamonds]

lovewithdiamonds on 20061028 um 1339 Uhr #6674

I thought maybe they like the um…..colour….effect it has on their poo…? 😳 🙄 😉

[thesunsetter]

thesunsetter on 20061028 um 1416 Uhr #6675

Oh that’s true, but, for the impatient and saneful people, plus Batman, they want the strength,,,

[lovewithdiamonds]

lovewithdiamonds on 20061029 um 0333 Uhr #6676

Remind me how Batman fits into this conversation…? 😯

[maestro]

maestro on 20061029 um 1917 Uhr #6677

Because he’s BATMAN 🙄

[lovewithdiamonds]

lovewithdiamonds on 20061031 um 1517 Uhr #6678

Batman…

Guiness..

Penguins..

Hamsters…

Poo…

still searching for the connection…………..

[robc666]

robc666 on 20061228 um 1516 Uhr #6679

I think i’ve found the conection:
Batman: wears black like the colour of poo after drinking guiness
Guinees: Turns your poo black.
Panguins: They have black on them like guiness poo and there was a bad guy in batman called the penguin.
Hamsters: Can be inserted up the arse for sexual kicks.
Poo: Comes out of the arse and comes out black if you’ve been drinking guiness.

The conection? all things that have some relation to brown eye

[maestro]

maestro on 20061228 um 2144 Uhr #6680

brilliant!

[robc666]

robc666 on 20070112 um 1349 Uhr #6681

*takes a bow* i thank you.