Have you ever wondered why, as soon as Combichrist starts, all those Funzelkrieger (“gloom warriors” as a friend likes to call them) start to stomp completely in unison? “Hive mind” is not the answer, however much metal they punch into their body.
They’ve all seen the same industrial dance tutorial on youtube.
But there is more. I never expected so much fail in one single google search and had to stop prowling the interwebs after only a few minutes, mainly because i feared my head would explode.
Mark my words.
In the end (and for a bit of comic relief), it all reminds me very much of this one:
I’m glad I only hang out with people who’ve learned their stuff from Technoviking
