Greetings, my beauties! Glad to be here. Very cool site. I am Johannes and am currently living under the oppressive yet giddy rule of the Austrian governor, Herr Arnold. My hobbies include pigeon bathing and writing epic funereal poetry. If you would be so kind to bombard me with your personal tales of gothic woe and better than mediocre haiku I promise an immediate response (if I am not already engaged tormenting some porcelain-skinned Victorian lass in an alternate timeline). Or we could just trade cheescake recipes.
Du hast dich bestimmt schon mal gefragt, warum der Bäcker an der Ecke, der Barista…