My Chicken Has No Lips!

Zitat von maestro am 16 Juni, 2004, 2349 Uhr

When i was younger i once went through the city with a friend and we came across some beggar who was sitting there all the time and had no legs anymore. I just got my wage so i donated him 20 bucks and said " go get some new shoes for it".

The beggar flamed the shit out of us but we just laughed and went on...some metres later we got kinda embarrased cause the beggar wouldnt stop - we heard police approaching the beggar..after he told his story one of them said "i understand you...i would have kicked their asses too ;) "

That was enough for the beggar to freak out totally - the ambulance arrived and soon told him is was "just a nervous breakdown, no broken leg."

Now after the heart attack, when the beggar stood in front of heaven`s gate st. peter asked "i see no wings - did you really walk all the way up here?"

quote by the porncat - the most goofy thing coming up at 5:30 am ;)

Zitat von belos am 17 Juni, 2004, 1742 Uhr

Oh Hell...forgive me for trying to be funny THAT LATE at night!

I keep forgetting the time zone diff'.

Zitat von maestro am 17 Juni, 2004, 2311 Uhr

np, humor shall catch you when you least expect it

i just gotta re-accomodate me to my old living style before i had a half year full of exams....not used anymore to be able to sleep all day ;)

Zitat von viscious-vixen am 19 Dezember, 2005, 0231 Uhr

Ribble Ribble... Piitle Dnarij... *blink* WAAH.... Dmn... HEHHEHE.....-.- >> < .< !! Bah... *toddles* *bounces* Flip out now my little friend for the french fries are coming with nothing really on their tails as the sea winds blow their spike and the hairs that adore their hand....Good God that's big! keep coming no, and edit this, my finger as it warps along the table... Biggle Biggle.... Are you going to just Gabble that down?

What do you mean Gabble doesn't exist....?
It does if I say so !! >.< !!

Big Square, Little Square, FISH!

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Random Enough For You?

Zitat von lovewithdiamonds am 18 Februar, 2006, 1001 Uhr

Ever wonder why the chicken crossed the road?

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.

RONALD REAGAN: What chicken?

BILL CLINTON: That depends on what your definition of "did" is.

GEORGE BUSH JR: I don't know, but I'll tell you this: That chicken may run, but it can't hide. God bless America.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.

MARTIN LUTHER KING JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

FOX MULDER: Did you actually see it cross the road? Or did you suddenly notice that it had appeared on the other side? You think you saw it cross the road, but that's an illusion. How many more chickens have to appear before you believe it?

FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken Millenium Edition, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book, and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.

EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

LOUIS FARRAKHAN: What color was the chicken? If you do your research, you will find that it was a white chicken. Roads are always black. The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.

THE BIBLE: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what "they" call it: the "other side." Yes, my friends, that chicken was gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side." That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as that.

COLONEL SANDERS: You mean I missed one?!