As I sit here streaming Switchblade Symphony on my Last.fm player and sitting on my “pity pot” as my mother dearest used to call it…:lol: Oops I mean: 😥 LOL Yes, my username on Last.fm is KrunchBerri, an old nickname I had back in Chico during my perkigoff phase, because the colours my hair used to be various purples and pinks and violets all at once.
I am posting this in the humor forum because it’s actually rather amusing to me when I waste time feeling sorry for myself. *dramatic sigh* But we all have days like this, so it’s ok. But for now I shall glorify in my temporary emo persuasion, and bother you all with it so that you may laugh as well. =)
Last night I was stood up… not just by one but by TWO people! By man and a woman! How many people can say that they have managed to accomplish that? I am sure that most everyone has been stood up at one time or another (I was once stood up at the “altar”… thank the Gods! LOL) however how many of you can claim that it happened twice on the same night, by two different people of two different genders (and in two different cities as well!)? She realized that she had other plans that she had “forgotten about” and he stopped answering his phone. Thus I found myself all dressed up with nowhere to go. And seeing as I was so mad I couldn’t see straight, it didn’t occur to me to just go bother someone else. *grin* Mind you, both have apologized, however I am enjoying my poseur depressive state waaaay too much. 
This all reached it’s final hilarious conclusion when I decided “so be it, I shall go about my evening as usual” which includes sitting down and watching South Park….. mature, I know. *sneaky smile* So I turned it on and found out (I rarely watch TV so I had not caught this sooner) the cable company apparently realized that I had been receiving…. er…. free *snicker* cable… and for some bizarre reason they decided that I am supposed to pay for it!! Who has ever heard of such a thing?? lmfao! For 3 yers they have been nice enough to gift me with the super duper cable package…. I thought it was a kind gift for the fact that I pay for basic cable and braodband … really, I swear…. *innocent giggle*
Finally my night was made better by the fact that one of my friends came over and we took a bunch of slow-shutter pics w/my digital camera so they look all spooky (I am such a camera whore… LOL)… the pics came out soooo creeeeepy! Unfortuantely I am being way too cheerful for trying to be depressive. I am soooo goth, after all. *hehehehe*
Anyhoo, this is my misery. Woe is me. My soul is blacker than a midnight storm and those who stood me up shall feel my wrath and die until they are dead of a horrible death. Ummm OH and my tears are the blood of my hopes slain. Was that convincing? I am, like, soooo evil it terrifies even me. 😀 Damn I did it again! I meant: 👿
*grin*
I am off to hunt down a midnight snack……
Sidonia DeMornay
The Huntress