It’s raining its pouring the old man is snoring went to bed bumped his head and could not get up in the morning…..how to stay goth when its raining……and seattle you say mwaaahaahahahaha…I so qualify as an expert….
Lets see here i remember going to school in seattle you packed your books and an extra set of cloths in something water proof and then went to school…why lets see here one you live to close to ride the bus….2 its just far enough to piss you off…3 you dont havea drivers liscence…..its raining out an umbrella is futile cause the wind will just turn it inside out and the rain is damn near at a 45 degree slant anyways so give in and stomp a few puddles when you get to school….walk your soaked ass to the gym….change clothes and go to school going home….wash…get wet / muddy …repeat…..any one who is currently living in the emerald city right now knows what im talking about 27 days of straight rain…and its still winter folks..no snow but water a pleanty…..
now for those of us who like to spike our hair and find hats unbearable…how to avoid the gel melting in the rain come on this is an easy one….Elmer’s hello…20 minutes in the bathroom with a blow dryer and you have an imovvable wall of what ever floats your boat.
( side note…mixing the glue with food dye, UV crayola paint, or and color of crayola paint makes cheap easy washable gel…before they came up with the temp stuff they have now….make shure its the washable poaster paint tho…..and yes this will fry your hair beyond eblife with repeaded use….but hey i have bwon hair with red undertones and i bleach mine like im worried about frying it…)
Boots…..a good pair of boots in the rain….yes i know cant polish em makes me look like a give a shyt when i dont….hint polish em rub that shyt in good..im not saying spit shine but hey polish is actually water proofing…you want soaggy toes and trench foot..fine by me…..
jacket…..only turists where jackets in seattle..everything else is hoodies and sweater and shyt……and no feggin umbrella….
ok for you make up wearer out there…same rules as halloween…) yes damn it a GUY know the answer to this question ( Revlon makes the best shyt….they have great no run products ,no smearing no smudging….even when sweating your balls off on a mosh pit floor…..
and stay away from the pencils….use liquid eyeliner its a tad spendier but thats the stuff that has the best water restance….if you want the whole eric draven crow look with the white face..T/S with out stage makeup that stuff is comming off in the rain…or a good hardy sweat….
nail polish,….excessive water and the wearing of gloves as any girl can tell you will wear out the live span of your painted nails….) your choice on colors ( use two coats, of what ever color drying inbetween ” and yes trim your damn cuticals….crappy nail beds make for crappy paint jobs ” and then two coats of clear enamal…this way the clear enamal wears not the paint and every couple of days or so ply another coat of clear it drys in like five so…and a hair drier works great….
” gets off soap box”
ok i thinks thats the end of my rant….and yes i know most females, chicks, women, whatever know or should know most of this but hey…how many guys do….oddly enough ive always managed to see the “” goth “” guys doing this but they either dont care about doing it right so it will last or they are just experimenting with their moms make up a little late in live….
kk bye now