Ok, it is high time I cracked the whip. Take heed, these are my newly laid laws, and any who abide not by this new decree shall meet their doom!
I. DO NOT join and immediately ask if any of us are “REAL VAMPIRES”. Nobody here will bite you / suck you / turn you / whatever the most recent vampire RPG books call it!
II. DO NOT WRITE IN ALL CAPS OR I SHALL BEAT YOU! Here’s a hint:
III. PMs are, from this point forward, required to be more than one word long. If you send a PM to someone that says any one of these things:
“hey”
“:wink:”
(etc…)
without my expressed permission, your PC will stand up and whip you with your ethernet cable, In My Name. Those who are exempt know who they are… if you doubt you are most likely an offender and should fear your ethernet cable.
IV. Lern 2 spel pleez beecuz it rilly pisses me off 2 c peepil rite lik this!!! *AURGH* If you want us to think you are out of junior high and are a scary, powerful child of the night, seriously avoid writing like a 9 year old who snuck onto AOL.
That is all for now, until I think of more. And if I sound like I am ranting, maybe it’s because I am.
The Ultimate Authority to Be Obeyed At All Costs (sorry M, just for this post… :wink:),
Sidonia DeMornay
Huntress and Dungeon Mistress
a.k.a. “She who will whip your arse if you send her a one word PM that is in caps and is spelled wrong and somehow implies you want to be a vamp!”
