Just when you think things cant get any worse….they always do – dont they?
Schnall dich an und schnapp dir deinen Schutzhelm Einleitung: Die Illusion der Gewinnbarkeit Stell dir…
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Just when you think things cant get any worse….they always do – dont they?
Sorry you had a bad day …. Everybody has those .
Hope the weekend made up for it 😉
You know its going to be a bad day ahead when…
You wake up face down on the pavement.
You put your bra on backwards and it fits better.
You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.
You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren’t any.
Your twin sister forgot your birthday.
You wake up to realize your waterbed broke and then discover you don’t have a waterbed.
Your horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell’s Angels on the freeway.
You walk to work and find your dress is stuck in the back of your pantyhose.
You call your answering service and they tell you it’s non of your business.
Your blind date turns out to be your ex.
Your income tax check bounces.
You put both contacts in one eye.
when you’re having a bad day…
have a break, have a kit-kat.
i think this a truly shitty day….
a few times