[maestro]

maestro on 20051222 um 0529 Uhr #391

” after much questioning and cajoling, Don has submitted his holiday wishlist. “
[link]

I dont know how often i‘d need to question you guys to have you finally asking selfless me what i want for christmas, but in case anyone wonders:

Some shares of denfense contractor Lockheed Martin will not only provide your webmaster with a stable fund to pay hosting bills from but also help me build up my private army sworn to me only.
Which will come in handy once you need help with invading a small third world country.

And they’re cheaper than a pair of Newrocks, yeah! 😈

Posting a wishlist with a plasma screen in it could by some be considered a bit …what’s the word… arrogant?

[lady_demornay]

lady_demornay on 20051222 um 2202 Uhr #3699

Hmmm after much thought (okay, not that much, it was an easy descision), I believe I shall offer half of my own private army to the cause. They will take orders from anyone I tell them to, they can help secure funds for the site (don’t ask how) and they are just itching to take over a third world country! They can also storm your choice of tech stores and secure you a 65″ Plasma Screen TV without any opposition from the store emplyees! 😈

Happy Yule!! :0wned:

Sidonia DeMornay
The Huntress

[necromancerza]

necromancerza on 20051223 um 0535 Uhr #3700

Speaking on behalf of my third world country i would like to say one thing..
If you want a third world country just buy one 😉 (ebay)

cheaper than a pair of Newrocks

[maestro]

maestro on 20051223 um 0629 Uhr #3701

that´d kinda lack the fun of getting the he kid soldiers on our side
would you rather work for someone who spared your life or who bought your ass on ebay?

nothing is more valuable than underage assasins who come with their own AK´s

[lady_demornay]

lady_demornay on 20051223 um 0711 Uhr #3702

@maestro wrote:

would you rather work for someone who spared your life or who bought your ass on ebay?

R O T F L M F A O

Hey I hear you can buy France on eBay.

And I want you to know that it just so happens that all of my army were brainwashed and are perfectly safe, as they do not have AKs they have lazers. Does this mean you shall pass up my offer for your half? They will be sorely disappointed and will have to go invade eBay and purchase mass quantities of third world countries.

[maestro]

maestro on 20051223 um 0722 Uhr #3703

@Lady_DeMornay wrote:

Hey I hear you can buy France on eBay.

Why would i buy something that takes only days to conquer?

The problem with strange troops is that they lack the expendability if the need arises, somehow their owners always want them back the moment you have already forgotten all about them and cant even deliver a hint on what you actually did with them

[necromancerza]

necromancerza on 20051223 um 0739 Uhr #3704

Why would i buy something that takes only days to conquer?

Days Maestro?
VTK will march thru in 1 😉

[maestro]

maestro on 20051223 um 1957 Uhr #3705

ok, you wanted my thoughts… I’d love to give ’em ya, but I’ll rant, mentioned it in the newsletter for FD.

Beyond that, let me offer the Lady V’s thoughts….

“Buy him a big dildo …. tell him it is a portrait of himself”.

😈

[maestro]

maestro on 20051224 um 0923 Uhr #3706

What i think is hyprocritical is the extent to which this celebrity thing is driven: noone can be such an asswipe to buy someone he barely knows something that is worth more than a shag with a hooker – especially not if those buying seem to be those who need one the most.

It’s the whole “aww look, he didnt want to give it out – he’s SUCH a nice guy” thing the admins run there while making sure everyone is able to read it on the front page that is funny, how deep can you crawl into someone else’s butt?
And what for?
Are there really people out there who need to bath in someone else’s light seriously enough to make an ass out of themselves for it?

Yes there are, some run his website, others make him presents 😈