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Yes I would eat the flesh to survive. Why not the survival of the strong. It’s not as bad as some would think – to eat flesh I mean. My theory is that the body is just a shell once the soul is gone the body is just substance and nothing more. Also it’s just one step up from bloodletting with just a little meat added. Your not disrespecting the dead actually in some cultures you are making them immortal by honoring them being the main feast. Cultures have done this since the beginning of time. So Viva La Flesh Eaters! Meant with the upmost respect of course!
Meat is meat, and a man must eat 😉
Would anyone realy want to die of starvation?
When faced with death most people would resort to eating other people.
Besides … I heard people taste like pork 🙂
I only hope the beer survived the crash.
fuck no.
See, I’m like BA Baracus.. I can weld cheese to fucking ice and given my body is so hot, I can weld metal with my fingertips.
I’d construct a roomy biplane out of the wreckage with enough space for me, and maybe one or two of the cute mascots (any rugby team I am in will have fit nubile female mascots). There might not be enough room for a second seat, so they’ll have to crouch on their knees in the fuselage and find some way to entertain themselves for the flight home.
Before taking off though, I’d find a cliff and kick each one of my dumb ass fellow teammates off for not having the intelligence to build their own plane and kick me off a cliff.
I’d return home to a parade, three month long festival, have two holidays named in my honour and be made a hero. A “king of the mountain” statue would be errected, with a much smaller “loosers of the mountain” monument showing the faces of the loosers who weren’t awesome enough to make it.
I’d then go on to be elected king of the world.
Some people debate that this has already happened.
tis’ a queen we’low that fronts me now “shakes head” fore shame for shame….met you your match, with the vendow, meet you your match with the EATERS OF THE DEAD?
In any given situation, humanity is capible of what some would call great acts of grotesqueness, ” or what would be considered so my modern society” as mentioned previously by the countess many cultures in the past thought it an honour to eat the dead or those slain in battle. one must abstain from eating the brain thou, as this has been proven both scientificly and medicaly hazardious to do so, and tibetian monks to not get an earth burial they do what is known as sky burials where when they die their fellow monks set there corpse on a mountian top and set around to watch as vultures eat them, thus completing the circle of life….
would i eat a dead human to sustain my life, with out hesitation so long as it was properly cooked as we all know cooking kills all or presumably kills all harmful things, ” like any gona-scyphil-herp-alaids they may have”
a more interesting question to pose thou might be would you be willing to kill one of your fellows on this trip in order to survive, and how would you decide who it was that you killed, or perhaps would you just wait till they died from the injuries they might have sustained, or mysteriously sustained in the night when no one was looking?
I’d definitely be willing to eat human flesh to survive. Besides, I’ll try anything once. 😈
As far as the Ancient Cultures comment goes, before they even cooked the person, they let them rot for a few days. Then after the assorted chopped up body parts are given to eat, the people eating it wouldn’t enjoy the meat, so they could be humble and honor the loss of said person-food.
Also on this matter, a company has developed a form of tofu that has been processed and flavored to come as close a humanly possible (pun intended) to feel and taste like human flesh. It’s been named “Hu-fu”. If you look for it, I’m sure it’s available for purchase over the internet.
barbecue!
BRAAI! We invented it 8)
Rugby players, eh M? I am not a huge fan of rugby, so yes, I would eat them if it meant that there were fewer players of that silly European game. 😎
I’m with Vincent the Red and Nocturum on this, tho… first of all as you all know of me already, I will gleefully try anything at least twice (vice vice vice! woohoo! :twisted:) and indeed the strong shall always survive. If my fellow rugby players can eat me first (necro get your mind out of the gutter! :wink:) then obviously I wasn’t strong enough to make it through.
Though this raises an interesting question… what the hell was I doing flying over the Andes mountain chain in 1972?! And with nothing but rugby players?! They had better be good in bed, otherwise they’re BBQ. That’s all I have left to say.
~Sidonia
@Lady_DeMornay wrote:
Though this raises an interesting question… what the hell was I doing flying over the Andes mountain chain in 1972?!
I actually didnt expect that tidbit of history to have gotten past you 8)
@Vincent_the_Red wrote:
Also on this matter, a company has developed a form of tofu that has been processed and flavored to come as close a humanly possible (pun intended) to feel and taste like human flesh.
You’re perfectly right Vince, eathufu.com doesn’t only sell this remarkable feat of science but has also a nice list of recipes in stock.
Imagine having dinner with an old friend and getting away with it.
Or as the inventor puts it “If you really want to come as close as possible to the experience of cannabalism, Hufu is your best option.”
