” You wake up at Seatac, SFO, LAX. You wake up at O’Hare, Dallas-Fort Worth, BWI. Pacific, mountain, central. Lose an hour, gain an hour. This is your life, and it’s ending one minute at a time. You wake up at Air Harbor International. If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?
Time to find out. JetBlue hooks you and all your imaginary friends up with an all-you-can-jet flatrate. That means as many domestic US flights as you can take for $599 (obviously fees and taxes apply for international travel), from September 8th – October 8th. Enough time to visit every goth club in the country.
Why this is on the front page? For the same reason no one likes to shop at IKEA with me – i love to quote Fight Club. And throwing hotdogs at people.