Hey everyone, I am new on this site. However, I have joined this site for two reasons. One I have come to get to know some vampires and make a few friends and two, I have come to help as many people/vampires/whatever as I can. I am a friend in all ways. I am an elf, trained in many things. I have benn trained in alchemy, wizardy, witchcraft, and healing arts. I can make potions and substitutes for blood. I can heal or help you in life by way of magic or perhaps alchemy. There is many things I can do, but if I cannot help, I’ll try my best to help you in any way that I can.
Anyone need help? I can help!
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@Evanstruk wrote:
I am an elf
Pointy vulcan ears and everything?
Welcome to the website Evanstruk, i hope you’ll feel at home here. But please have in mind the vampirism we talk about here is more the subculture phenomenon and less (indeed the tendency goes to zero) roleplay π
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Hi and welcome to VTK (wonder why this is in the humor forum)
There is many things I can do, but if I cannot help, I’ll try my best to help you in any way that I can.
Ok … I`ll give it a bash …
Can you magically transform yourself into a sexy goth girl and come over here and suck my dic….. Nah … you cant do that π
Rather ship me one of these π -
Couldn’t resist could you Nec?
Yeah. Roleplaying here is “banned”… Though if you slip it past our Mods.. You get a prize.
*throws his welcoming package at him*
This contains :
One scratched Wumpscut Album ( Evoke )
One busted blow-up doll of M.B
A vial of fresh blood
And a little dolly that screams “Oh God…. Stop The Pain..!! Please let me go” Whenever you hug her.Enjoy!
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@Evanstruk wrote:
I have come to help as many people/vampires/whatever as I can
I saw this… and suddenly started thinking :
Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Dr. Sam Beckett stepped into the Quantum Leap accelerator and vanished …. He woke to find himself trapped in the past, facing mirror images that were not his own and driven by an unknown force to change history for the better. His only guide on this journey is Al, an observer from his own time, who appears in the form of a hologram that only Sam can see and hear. And so Dr. Beckett finds himself leaping from life to life, striving to put right what once went wrong and hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home.
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Cruel
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I’d agree.
So cruel.
Umm… Do I dare suggest sticking this is scum under the reason of for why people should have tough hides?
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Shame…..maybe the lil pointy-eared dude could have actually helped people – not that we’re likely to find out…. anyway, I’ve always wondered what an elf would look like in a school uniform…..
and whether he’d call me ‘Ma’am’…. -
This is the best I could do for you LWD
But I did get some ReLIEable pics showing true elves … π
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elves aren’t bug eyed….
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*throws his welcoming package at him*
This contains :
One scratched Wumpscut Album ( Evoke )
One busted blow-up doll of M.B
A vial of fresh blood
And a little dolly that screams “Oh God…. Stop The Pain..!! Please let me go” Whenever you hug her.Hey, I never got a welcoming package.
If you manage to send me one Maestro, could I get a liter or two of blood, instead of just a vial? My room needs redecorating.
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*throws his welcoming package at Vincent_the_Red*
This contains :
Decorating inspiration
Decorating tool
Decorating consumables
This one I just felt like throwing at you π -
Well, everyone sorry to disapoint those that thought I was never to return, but I’m back! SOrry it took soooo long. I had to help a friend….Well, I shouldn’t say that. I didn’t have to help the guy, I chose to. In any case, I’m back. Necro, I’d love to send you such things, but it would just be a waste of alchemy. I’m thinking more useful things, such as healing potions or blood remedies, you know, that sort of thing. However, if I ever get some spare time, I may just make you one (JK). In any case, thought the chances were low that I’d return (or so some thought), it’s party time. Catch you all later. By the way, I do not improve of role playing either. I am an elf and I’m damn proud of it!
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I am glad you are proud of what you are, Evan. Please…PM me…
And people should not be so cruel to you.
ALL OF YOU- Many people do not believe in Vampyres or Vampyrism…but does that mean we do not exist? No. We DO exist. We are as real as any Human. Do you truly limit your belief to US? Many people speak of wishing people would not be so closed minded, and yet you are all being just the same. Do not be so quick to judge…
No offense meant, but rly! -
OK … you provoke my intrest ..
Add you galery A.S.A.P.
Nude Goth elves are welcome there anytime π -
well, i am rather shocked you came back…. thats really brave? insightful, foolish of you?
I am interested to hear what you have to offer….
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This was odd
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And then some… Was quite good.
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I’m fetching my magician’s hat .. brb
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