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Ever wonder how much time you spend on the toilet? well, thanks to a handy little web site called contantly constipated you can now calculate just how much time you spend
on the throne.
Of course this referring to time spent sitting ON the toilet .. not drunk and facing it.. 😉
there are even tips for passing the time…
http://constantlyconstipated.com/index.html
IO
the solution to constantly constipated – eat more fibre….
@LoveWithDiamonds wrote:
the solution to constantly constipated – eat more fibre….
Spoken like a true vegan 🙄
eating lots of meat is more likely to be a cause of constipation than a help for constipation….
charming topic of conversation we have going on here…. 😯
It seems like the posts that last the longest are usually related to strange topics……
hmm. what does that say about you guys??? LOL… 😛
just noticing as an outside observer… heh…
and if you have a desire to get things going … all you need is beer and broccoli…
no one will want to ve around you for days… but a friend of mine says thats the best way…. 😯
IO
Apparently drinking Guiness makes your poo black…
(I wouldn’t know – I’m a vodka and lime girl myself, but I have it on best authority from my guy mates… who regularly discuss things like this…)
Oh, shit……..
😈
oh is it….?
Why else would people drink it?…
I thought maybe they like the um…..colour….effect it has on their poo…? 😳 🙄 😉
Oh that’s true, but, for the impatient and saneful people, plus Batman, they want the strength,,,
Remind me how Batman fits into this conversation…? 😯
Batman…
Guiness..
Penguins..
Hamsters…
Poo…
still searching for the connection…………..
I think i’ve found the conection:
Batman: wears black like the colour of poo after drinking guiness
Guinees: Turns your poo black.
Panguins: They have black on them like guiness poo and there was a bad guy in batman called the penguin.
Hamsters: Can be inserted up the arse for sexual kicks.
Poo: Comes out of the arse and comes out black if you’ve been drinking guiness.
The conection? all things that have some relation to brown eye
