Second shot at new VTK HQ

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    maestro on #1313

    Alright. Due to the overwhelmingly heartbreaking feat of all VTK members working together, like a band of brothers spreading over continents, not divided by race, age or musical preference, our fundraiser for a secret VTK lair in the London underground saw you generously donate a grand total of …nothing?. Well thanks guys, it’s nice to be appreciated.

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    But forget all the babble of the past, what good is the largest nuclear fallout shelter turned table dance goth club in the world when we can have a Titan-1 missile base! This one also comes in cheaper at only a paltry $1,5m: Terms: $300,000 down; Balance @ 7% interest only; 3 year balloon

    Imagine, if we combine our efforts we can do so much more! With 3 missile silos per base we could

      • Move Burning Man to our place
      • Build a warp ship to lure all the Vulcan chicks
    • and still hold the world hostage!

    Interested parties may send their paypal donations to [email protected]
    And don’t even dare asking us to reset your password ever again if you’re too cheap to donate this time

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    viscious-vixen on #8282

    Hmm… Does the donation thing actually work?

    I’d throw in some. Sure.

    Only if I get three chambers to myself, and I’m allowed to have the T-virus in the last five chambers… Kinda Red Queen Style.

    … And why do I have this feeling that Gelsenkirchen has something to do with particular people dying?

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