My First Goatse

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      • Participant
        maestro on #422

        Do you remember the first time?

        The first time you saw that man’s gapping anus? Do you remember the horror you felt, that sick feeling in your stomach or the contorted faces you pulled as your mind recoiled at the image on the screen?

        Why not relive that experience and share it with others with FirstGoatse a collection of images of the cruicial moment when a goatse virgin’s eyes stray onto the notorious image.

        Even porn legend Ron Jeremy, the man who has performed the kind of deviant sexual acts that would make any normal person go white and steady themselves on the furniture, can’t help but look as though he’s about to loose his lunch.

      • Participant
        maestro on #3884

        unfortunately for the rest of the world there are no pics of me freezing my first goatse experience for eternity, but “OMGWTF!” describes the moment pretty good 😕

      • Participant
        insidedistuo on #3885

        ok… not sure what to say, but the compelling urge to say something was overwhelming.
        but being the prude i may ( falsely ) of course appear to be….. 😕
        YYYYYUUUKKKKKK………..
        was the first thing that came to mind…
        followed by a small ewww .. no a bigger EWWWW .. 😛
        IO

      • Keymaster
        viscious-vixen on #3886

        Perhaps it’s my love for Rotten, or the gruesome art of shcool or even the pilgrimage to Ogrish every month.. but this photo, while stirring hang-over like stomach turns… does nothing but make me smile and say… “Porn is Great”.

      • Participant
        insidedistuo on #3887

        I agree with you there, vixen… porn is great!! 😀 I also like consumption junction , in addition to the ones you mentioned…
        😉
        IO

      • Participant
        belos on #3888

        😯 okay……………I’ll admit this is as far as I got….did not dare click that link.

        You lost me at the Gaping Brown-Round remark *urp!

        What the hell is a Goatse????

      • Participant
        xyler on #3889

        haha im not even gunna click the link, gay porn is sick

      • Participant
        tharathos on #3890

        Ha, the goatse pics never really bothered me. I love disgusting stuff like that. I’m notorious for finding scat pics and making them into birthday and holiday cards. 😀

        The worst thing I’ve seen so far, or the only thing to gross me out thus far, was a video of a pregnant woman having anal sex in her bathtub during labor. That was pretty damn nasty.

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