Reports of teenage vampire hooker infestation at Boston Latin School are greatly overblown. And so is your mom.
You hear it people, cancel those flights and leave your candy in the jar, no fishes to lure here. We all know teachers would never lie to us.
Also, a respectable expert in the field of
gothic porn vampirism is already on the way for firsthand examination! See you soon gentlemen, i’ve got a plane to board