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Chris Maestro runs the Death Star this website. Everyone wants to challenge him to a fight to the death.

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    insidedistuo on #6484

    Hmmm. guess that is kinda close to why I vacume so much… LOL..
    * did I say that out loud??? heh…..:evil:

    necromancerza on #6485

    And here I thought that it was how you got arround. 😯

    maestro on #6486


    insidedistuo on #6487

    that does look like me a bit these days… 👿

    maestro on #6488

    Bet he scanned it from your latest speeding ticket 😉

    insidedistuo on #6489

    I ll have you know I am a very law abiding citizen… 🙄
    no matter how ignorant the laws are… lol

    maestro on #6490

    you mean your feet are too small to push the pedal all the way

    insidedistuo on #6491

    It’s not a petal…. its a button 😉
    on my flying vacume or my broom… lol.
    look up in the sky, all Hallows Eve I’ll be flying over your house…
    * evil laugh *

    lovewithdiamonds on #6492

    Glad to see we really have something worthwhile to discuss in these forums. Never let it be said that we discuss the biggest load of crap, and can completely turn the topic of conversation from rodeo washing machines to speeding tickets….are the two related?? 😯

    insidedistuo on #6493

    In my defense on this …..
    M started it… LOL..
    and Nec is still silent on the pink in bed issue… hmmm.

    IO 😉

    maestro on #6494

    I didn’t even had the time to introduce Anti Aircraft Artillery yet so we’re still pretty much on topic – at least in this thread 😉

    lovewithdiamonds on #6495

    please clarify for me exactly what the ‘pink in bed’ issue is that Necro is supposedly silent on?

    did I miss something? 😯

    necromancerza on #6496

    Dont worry about the anti air -M … I got it covered 8)

    See .. witches get drunk .. fly home .. and end up with something big between their legs 😈

    insidedistuo on #6497

    LWD… thr post about Nec wearing pink in bed.. is death by caffine…
    sorry I was topic jumping.. oops… 😳

    and the drunk witch thing is too funny…
    as far as the sequence of events.. if i’m lucky.. lol… 😈

    lovewithdiamonds on #6498

    Aaaah…I see.

    Makes more sense now.

    Here’s something else….
    Reasons you wont win the local annual Halloween costume contest...

    After your roommate insisted on being the front legs, you began to suspect that a burrito dinner wasn’t such a good idea.

    Your “Ally McBeal” barfed in the judge’s trick or treat bag.

    The Nike swoosh — while obscene to some — is just not all that scary emblazoned on a white sheet.

    “Hey! Blue dress with a stain and a cigar! Why didn’t I think of that??”

    Somehow your Snoop Dog costume just didn’t go over that big at the Quayle house.

    Your kindergarten students failed to see the humor in your “Road Kill Barney” costume.

    Unlike thousands of other Monica look-alikes, the semen on your dress is not *really* the President’s semen.

    Although your “Internal Bus Architecture of the Intel Celeron Chip” costume was a big hit with the other engineers at the office, things are different out in the real world.

    You can’t get the zipper on your Bill Clinton costume to stay down.

    In order to enter, you’d first have to log off the Internet — and pornography doesn’t just read itself, now does it?

    Looks like “Viagra Man” will be spending Halloween in jail for indecent exposure.

    Something in her eyes tells you there was an inherent flaw in your plan of dressing up as the hostess’s dead husband in order to get laid.

    The Bride of Frankenstein had big, pointy hair and a small, round ass, not the other way around.

    Your “Naked Linda Tripp” costume is actually more nauseating than scary.

    Your “Yanni” costume got you beat up on the way to the party – four times.

    Your Dirk Diggler costume is merely embarrassing now that your “Diggler” is stuck in the car door.

    Your beret falls off every time you kneel.

    Yellow Homer Simpson makeup? Check. Can of Homer Simpson “Duff Beer”? Check.
    Homer Simpson pants? DOH!!!!

    No one can tell whether you came as Abe Vigoda or Marge Schott.

    This year’s guest judge, Elizabeth Dole, has apparently never even *heard* of Marilyn Manson.

    Much to your surprise, three other people came dressed as Nikola Tesla, father of alternating current.

    The judges wrongly interpreted your “Liposuction By-product” costume as a “Bowl of Tapioca Pudding” costume.

    The only song you knew to go with the costume was “Mammy,” and the judges at the NAACP party were not impressed.

    *Nobody* likes a farting clown.

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