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This is YOUR chance to join the armoured Staff forces!


We need someone to update our myspace friend status. Hourly.
You need to have a good understanding of how to type text into a box and preferably be unemployed. Your job will be to type


“The following events take place between 10-11 am [dipdip..dipdip..]”


at the beginning of every hour. For the rest of eternity. This will forever piss of our myspace friends and spare me from their inane status updates for things like “OMG, pizza!”


So i can focus on important things. Like killing Persians.w

Digital clock's display changing numbers

And finding bombsĀ (Photo credit: Wikipedia)



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Chris Maestro runs the Death Star this website. Everyone wants to challenge him to a fight to the death.

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